Confessions of a Fashion FOB (Fresh Off the Boat)
designers Karishma Swali and Amrita Shah
Candice Pinto and Deepti Gujral
Radhika Ruia (left)
Twinkle Khanna (center)
Yesterday evening Monica Shah & Karishma Swali of JADE hosted a little champagne soiree to announce the arrival of their boutique on Peddar Road, Mumbai (although I feel like I’ve seen it around for a while so didn’t realise it was new) and smiled most in the presence of significant celebrity (in this case Twinkle Khanna.) On offer – a summer collection of gossamer flowy chiffon dresses, tops, spring jackets and a range of separates in pastels and nude with “refined detailing and construction.” Deepti Gujral and Candice Pinto posed and preened in elegant bridal wear (they seemed grumpy but gorgeous.)
Sonali Bendre and Gayatri Joshi
Anju Taraporewalla
Rashmi Uday Singh
Farida Udhas with her daughter
Aarti Surendranath
Akansha Agarwal
Avanti Birla
Amrit Maghera
The glitterati showed up in support (in fact many of them in JADE designs, kinda gaurantees press coverage you know.) Spotted: (monochromatic and matching) Aarti Surendranath, Bijal Meswani, Superna Motwane, Amrit Maghera, Farida Udhas (wife of Pankaj Udhas) walked in with her daughter, Pinky Reddy, Gayatri Ruia, Namrata Barauh with husband Vikram Shroff, Radhika Ruia (wearing JADE creation), Bonita Bulchandani (wearing JADE creation), Anju Taraporewalla (wearing JADE creation), Ninotchka Nagpal (wearing JADE creation) and Shibani Suri. The first wives club Sonali Bendre, Twinkle Khanna and Gayatri Joshi (wearing JADE creation) made an appearance too. Avanti Birla stuck to a sober asymmetric tailored black dress with a (refreshingly) matching silver evening bag and pointy shoes. Rashmi Uday Singh on the other hand was in fiery orange buttoned down shirt complete with dhoti pants and floral clutch and Akansha Agarwal wore an animal print. I also spotted this printed kurta-dress in the crowd which I thought was fabulous…
When I inquired if the economic slowdown had promoted them to drop their prices, Karishma smiled and said, “No, that would go against our philosophy.” (Ah, clever philosophy.)
The Jade collection encompasses the Jade Couture, Bridal and Diffusion Line (again cool names.) I have to confess (and this may be because I don’t know a whole lot about fashion) that to me most of the western wear seemed an awful lot like the clothes you get at ZARA, only just blinged up (I think that’s what they mean by “refined detailing.”) I really liked the bridal wear though (somehow you can never bling that stuff up enough) especially this size zero mesh blouse with the tattoo to match (a great comment on how far the Indian bride really has come, dontchya think?)
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May 8th, 2009 at 3:39 am
Sonali Bendre looks messed up. Terrible. The girl used to look sweet. Can you have the mess up job corrected?
July 29th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
[...] her at the JADE launch on Peddar Road, Mumbai (sometime before we were officially introduced.) Grumpy but gorgeous, lol… tweetmeme_url = [...]
August 30th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Virtue is an angel, but she is a blind one, and must ask Knowledge to show her the pathway that leads to her goal. ~Horace Mann, “Thoughts for a Young Man,” 1859
We are double-edged blades, and every time we whet our virtue the return stroke strops our vice. ~Henry David Thoreau
Blushing is the color of virtue. ~Diogenes
Virtue is praised, but hated. People run from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you have to keep your feet warm. ~Denis Diderot, Rameau’s Nephew, 1762
Virtue is insufficient temptation. ~George Bernard Shaw
Beware of making your moral staple consist of the negative virtues. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. ~Henry David Thoreau
He that has energy enough to root out a vice should go further, and try to plant a virtue in its place. ~Charles Caleb Colton
Modesty and unselfishness – these are virtues which men praise – and pass by. ~André Maurois, Ariel, 1924
Virtues are dangerous as vices insofar as they are allowed to rule over one as authorities and not as qualities one develops oneself. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Virtue is its own revenge. ~E.Y. Harburn
All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance. ~Theodore M. Hesburgh
The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues. You can’t separate them. They’re wedded. ~Henry Miller
Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company. ~François de la Rochefoucauld
A man hasn’t got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined. ~Anne Petry
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. ~Voltaire
Sin is commitable in thought, word or deed; so is virtue. ~Martin H. Fischer
To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Any of us can achieve virtue, if by virtue we merely mean the avoidance of the vices that do not attract us. ~Robert S. Lynd
The excess of virtue is a vice. ~Greek Proverb
Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues. ~Hugh Prather
They who disbelieve in virtue because man has never been found perfect, might as reasonably deny a sun because it is not always day. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
Water which is too pure has no fish. ~Ts’ai Ken T’an
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. ~George Orwell
It is hardly respectable to be good nowadays. ~Edith Sitwell
Some folks wear their halos much too tight. ~Author Unknown
What, after all, is a halo? It’s only one more thing to keep clean. ~Christopher Fry
We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ~La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665
August 30th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister
I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they’ll find me like a strip of bacon – a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan
Life itself is the proper binge. ~Julia Child
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~Author Unknown
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. ~Plutarch
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown
I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. ~Jennifer Greene Duncan
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can’t even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. ~Jane Wagner
It’s not women’s fault that diets don’t work. It’s not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this – in Her great wisdom. ~Dr. Wayne Callaway
Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley Winters
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. ~Proverb
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~Author Unknown
I think I just ate my willpower. ~Author Unknown
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown
I am a nutritional overachiever. ~Author Unknown
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it. ~Jackie Gleason
Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown
You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. ~Quoted in The Cockle Bur
If food is your best friend, it’s also your worst enemy. ~Edward “Grandpa” Jones, 1978
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~Ed Bluestone
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. ~Herbert B. Prochnow
I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short. ~Shelley Winters
Dieters live life in the fasting lane. ~Author Unknown
Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin
Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.
~John Milton
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem. ~Chris Adams
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. ~Chauncey M. Depew
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. ~Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876
I’m on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I’ve lost 45 days. ~Author Unknown
The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn Deitel
Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. ~Author Unknown
I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it? ~Author Unknown
I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it. ~Harry Secombe
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. ~Erma Bombeck
Forget about calories – everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ~Benjamin Franklin
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad. ~Janette Barber
Clogged with yesterday’s excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~Horace
They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing. ~William Shakespeare
We never repent of having eaten too little. ~Thomas Jefferson, 1825
History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. ~Harold MacMillan
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator. ~Hugh Allen
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ~Tom Wilson
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall. ~Author Unknown
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry
Not afraid of heights – afraid of widths. ~Author Unknown
Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr
All people are made alike -
of bones and flesh and dinner -
Only the dinners are different.
~Gertrude Louise Cheney
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles
We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. ~Author Unknown
If I can’t have too many truffles I’ll do without. ~Colette
The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan
Fat is not a moral problem. It’s an oral problem. ~Jane Thomas Noland
Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss Piggy
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~Dan Bennett
Obesity is really widespread. ~Joseph O. Kern II
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” ~P.G. Wodehouse
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. ~Lewis C. Henry
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat. ~Henny Youngman
I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. ~Robert Quillen
Don’t go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown
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God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please – you can never have both. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. ~Aldous Huxley
Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark
But even so, wise dogs don’t bark.
Only mongrels make it hard
For the milkman to come up the yard.
~Christopher Morley, Dogs Don’t Bark at the Milkman
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. ~Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia
I never dreamed of being Shakespeare or Goethe, and I never expected to hold the great mirror of truth up before the world; I dreamed only of being a little pocket mirror, the sort that a woman can carry in her purse; one that reflects small blemishes, and some great beauties, when held close enough to the heart. ~Peter Altenberg
The greatest enemy of any one of our truths may be the rest of our truths. ~William James
Men ardently pursue truth, assuming it will be angels’ bread when found. ~W. MacNeile Dixon
There is no god higher than truth. ~Mahatma Gandhi
Truth has very few friends and those few are suicides. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple. ~Rebecca West
It will never be possible by pure reason to arrive at some absolute truth. ~Werner Heisenberg, Physics and Philosophy
Truth is rarely writ in ink; it lives in nature. ~Martin H. Fischer
When I tell any truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do. ~William Blake
Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas. ~Shoseki
Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was. ~Robert Brault, http://www.robertbrault.com
There is no Truth. There is only the truth within each moment. ~Ramana Maharshi, attributed
Truth is after all a moving target
Hairs to split,
And pieces that don’t fit
How can anybody be enlightened?
Truth is after all so poorly lit.
~Neil Peart, Turn the Page
(Thank you, Ryan)
Theories are private property, but truth is common stock. ~Charles Caleb Colton
It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. ~Oscar Wilde
My truths do not last long in me. Not as long as those that are not mine. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Truth breeds hatred. ~Bias of Priene, Maxims
If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? ~Dogen
People always think something’s all true. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch, nay, you may kick it all about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Professor at the Breakfast Table
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold. ~Leo Tolstoy
Truth is the breath of life to human society. It is the food of the immortal spirit. Yet a single word of it may kill a man as suddenly as a drop of prussic acid. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
I am the fellow citizen of every being that thinks; my country is Truth. ~Alphonse de Lamartine, “Marseillaise of Peace,” 1841
Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. ~Jean-Paul Sartre
Truth is a great flirt. ~Franz Liszt
I am of the Buddhists. The great Teacher comes periodically. He is followed by pupils who corrupt the texts and then a new Buddha must be born to reëstablish the truth. ~Martin H. Fischer
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter. ~Denis Diderot
All great truths begin as blasphemies. ~George Bernard Shaw, Annajanska, 1919
…Science and mathematics
Run parallel to reality, they symbolize it, they squint at it,
They never touch it: consider what an explosion
Would rock the bones of men into little white fragments and unsky the world
If any mind for a moment touch truth.
~Robinson Jeffers, “The Silent Shepherds,” The Beginning & the End
The greatest truths are the simplest: so likewise are the greatest men. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth – and truth rewarded me. ~Simone de Beauvoir
Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives… by make-believe. ~W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up, 1938
When one has one’s hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it. ~French Proverb
Truth is no Doctoresse, she takes no degrees at Paris or Oxford… but oftentimes to such an one as myself, an Idiota or common person, no great things, melancholizing in woods where waters are, quiet places by rivers, fountains, whereas the silly man expecting no such matter, thinketh only how best to delectate and refresh his mynde continually with Natura her pleasaunt scenes, woods, water-falls, or Art her statelie gardens, parks, terraces, Belvideres, on a sudden the goddesse herself Truth has appeared, with a shyning lyghte, and a sparklyng countenance, so as yee may not be able lightly to resist her. ~Charles Lamb
We do not err because truth is difficult to see. It is visible at a glance. We err because this is more comfortable. ~Alexander Solzhenitsyn
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. ~Attributed to James A. Garfield
Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident. ~Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no truth. There is only perception. ~Gustave Flaubert
If a thousand old beliefs were ruined in our march to truth we must still march on. ~Stopford Brooke
August 30th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. ~Peter Drucker
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. ~Bertrand Russell
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. ~Natalie Goldberg, Wild Mind
Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering. ~Pooh’s Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way. ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I’d Like to Give to You
Is everything as urgent as your stress would imply? ~Carrie Latet
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace. ~Milan Kundera
Sometimes it seems your ever-increasing list of things to do can leave you feeling totally undone. ~Susan Mitchell and Catherine Christie, I’d Kill for a Cookie
Stress is the trash of modern life – we all generate it but if you don’t dispose of it properly, it will pile up and overtake your life. ~Terri Guillemets
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Yane
There is more to life than increasing its speed. ~Mohandas K. Gandhi
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. ~H.L. Mencken
The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
~William Henry Davies
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. ~Aesop, Fables
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. ~John De Paola
Releasing the pressure, it’s good for the teapot and the water. Try it sometime. ~Jeb Dickerson, http://www.howtomatter.com
Don’t let your mind bully your body into believing it must carry the burden of its worries. ~Astrid Alauda
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. ~Spanish Proverb
To be “on edge,” you are literally not centered – not being in your spiritual center. ~Carrie Latet
Stress is poison. ~Agavé Powers
I try to avoid stress – it makes me feel like I’m rubber-stamping all my organs “Urgent.” ~Berri Clove
If your teeth are clenched and your fists are clenched, your lifespan is probably clenched. ~Terri Guillemets
When Mozart was composing at the end of the eighteenth century, the city of Vienna was so quiet that fire alarms could be given verbally, by a shouting watchman mounted on top of St. Stefan’s Cathedral. In twentieth-century society, the noise level is such that it keeps knocking our bodies out of tune and out of their natural rhythms. This ever-increasing assault of sound upon our ears, minds, and bodies adds to the stress load of civilized beings trying to live in a highly complex environment. ~Steven Halpern
Loafing needs no explanation and is its own excuse. ~Christopher Morley
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. ~Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers. ~H.M. Tomlinson
Sometimes a headache is all in your head. Relax. ~Hartman Jule
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson
The healthy being craves an occasional wildness, a jolt from normality, a sharpening of the edge of appetite, his own little festival of Saturnalia, a brief excursion from his way of life. ~Robert Maclver
Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. ~Chinese Proverb
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. ~J. Lubbock
Stress is an admission of weakness, a cry of defeat to the world. ~Carrie Latet
When I look at my hands and in my heart, I see stress as Lady Macbeth saw blood. ~Berri Clove
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. ~George Jean Nathan
Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. ~Etty Hillesum
Thrift is not an affair of the pocket, but an affair of character. ~S.W. Straus
Thrift comes too late when you find it at the bottom of your purse. ~Seneca
Thrift was never more necessary in the world’s history than it is today. ~Francis H. Sisson
Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous. ~Lord Rosebery
The thrift that does not make a man charitable sours into avarice. ~M.W. Harrison
Industry, thrift and self-control are not sought because they create wealth, but because they create character. ~Calvin Coolidge
A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. ~Sidney Carroll, A Big Hand for the Little Lady
Be thrifty, but not covetous. ~George Herbert
By sowing frugality we reap liberty, a golden harvest. ~Agesilaus
I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living. ~John D. Rockefeller
Cannot people realize how large an income is thrift? ~Cicero
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance, and the parent of Liberty. ~Samuel Johnson
Thrift means that you should always have the best you can possibly afford, when the thing has any reference to your physical and mental health, to your growth in efficiency and power. ~Orison Swett Marden
He who does not economize will have to agonize. ~Confucius
Frugality is misery in disguise. ~Publilius Syrus
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship. ~Benjamin Franklin
We are not to judge thrift solely by the test of saving or spending. If one spends what he should prudently save, that certainly is to be deplored. But if one saves what he should prudently spend, that is not necessarily to be commended. A wise balance between the two is the desired end. ~Owen Young
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb
Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket. ~Author Unknown
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society
The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown
One should eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips
It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ~Jean Kerr, “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall,” The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, “You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.” ~Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong
I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields
Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. ~Author Unknown
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. ~Peter De Vries
If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. ~Author Unknown
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw
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