Superbrat bounced from China House
Not Just Jazz by the Bay
On Monday night I ended up at China House after a night of Karaoke at Not Just Jazz by the Bay (where I heard the 3,715th karaoke rendition of Summer of 69 by two enthu-cutlet white boys and a whole bunch of screaming girls signing off key, I call it extreme entertainment!) Anyway as we got to China House some serious push and shove action was going on at the door. The bouncers appeared to be evicting a rich brat after he crossed the line of misconduct inside and his “Don’t you know who I am?” earned him a swift kick in the rear. Sweet. I decided to investigate and have this to report. Unfortunately no ID on the guy (or you know I’d have called him out.)
Apparently there was a private party on where this fugly dude was making everyone do shots and even managed to chip his friends tooth in the process (real classy) Mr. Fugly proceeded to get super wasted and picked a fight with the bartender and even threw something at him. Security would have none of this of course and promptly threw his sorry ass out of the club. Apparently he was a guest at the hotel so I wonder if he made it back in at all or ended up sleeping in his car? Go China House. I support your zero tolerance policy for the drunk & stupid (no matter who they think they are.)
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March 17th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Awesome Stuff! :):):)
March 17th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Thanks Anjaan :)
March 17th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
excellent investigative reporting, malini – you’re too good to your readers! in any case, if you’re that drunk, does it really matter who you think you are, since, in fact, you may not know exactly who you are? although, i have always wanted to hear someone say that out loud – i think i would start laughing!
March 17th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
The shame of it all is that he probably won’t remember it.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
At the risk of sounding super silly – what does cutlet mean!?
March 18th, 2010 at 11:27 am
This is not what went down! not even close
March 18th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Aha! An eye witness :) ok tell me what really happened then I’m all ears :)
P.S. How’s your tooth?
March 18th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
cute.. not my tooth.. but Sing sing is going for dental surgery. i was kind of a reunion after college, no one knows how shit got started, progressed or ended. its All G though . but All those lines about ” you know who i am ” are definitely fabricated. I would know.
everyone had a good night and apparently everyone watching also.
what the hell , it was a monday!
March 18th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Lol Mr. Doe I like the fact that you aren’t going all ape shit on me :) also inclined to believe you… but the thing is I got there as things erupted and I really think that’s what I heard him say! My bad if it isn’t but it could be… (right ak?)
Jinal lol you’re sweet cutlet is an item of food, I don’t know why but we desis call easily excitable peeps (like me) enthu-cutlets (or enthu-cut piece for boys!)
March 18th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
after talking between us, we had come to the conclusion that sing sing ( like always ) saved the day, by making his daring 3 am phone calls to the hotel management/owner. too bad they couldn’t understand a word he was saying.
AJ, who by the way is hritik’s look alike, tore his Tshirt in the heat of the moment took on 20 people.. ok more like 2. one of the managers got the brunt of it.
We are still collecting photographs from all sources. would love to send them to you.
March 18th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
You HAVE to send me pix I’ll blur out the faces I promise it’ll just help recreate the “wish you were here” postcards for my blog! Please, pretty please?!
P.S. Sing sing sounds amazing, he should get one of those diamond studs embedded in his tooth while he’s at the dentist bling bling! :)
March 18th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
john doe is celebrity on the post
awaiting tahelka pics
March 18th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
… Right after the first kick on Fugly’s face while he was down between 6 bouncers.. Amidst all the drama and sound effects, I heard one say… “Im calling Raj Thackeray now”… As it stands now, the next day one manager was fired. Not that RT was involved, but due to the uber violent bouncers who felt superstrong going 6 on 1 (that too the 1-drunk) on hotel premises.
Big man ‘Sing Sing’ chipped upper front tooth by getting a shot glass clanked by Fugly.
What a night that was.
March 18th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Woah. Are you serious? So mafia lol.
RT on speed dial, that’s impressive. Reminds me of this time a girl came to my Friday Club brunch and then got drunk and went home with some peeps she had just met and apparently had a fall out with. She called me at midnight to say she expected me to fix this since she had met them at my party and if I didn’t she was going to have to call the American Embassy to complain LOL.
I told her to tell them I said “Hi.”
Sing Sing I will find you and your little chipped tooth too :)
March 18th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
(That girl incident was pre-blog or you’d deffy have seen it here)
btw I’m curious did you hear about this post from someone or do you usually read my blog?
March 18th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I was in the crew, that had the party (yes yes. the “ignorant, blinded by power and money crew” or wateva other cliches you’d all wanna throw in for that one! ;)). i heard about this post, from other frns who were there. and i thought id help you fill the gaps, and maybe open an insight.
Btw, totally off the record, and nothing personal, do you always bash, if you see something like that coz ur a mediaperson?
or do you also sometimes sit down and wonder what stories would be if you live it, rather than record it?
(like sometimes… u get drunk, shit happens. and it ends there.)
im just wondering, and hoping to make you wonder. nothing personal, seriously. ;)
BTW after re-reading my (this) post, it seems you may feel im fugly. im not. ;)
(and now, i think i will read ur blog more often now.)
March 18th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Jinal, if you watch HIMYM (How I met your mother), you can learn the correct way of using the word ‘cutlet’, courstesy of the character, Barney Stinson! ;)
March 18th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Lol Chippy See you seem like a fun guy, apologies if I offended you (or your crew) OF COURSE I’ve gotten drunk, fallen down, yelled at people etc etc and lived to blog about it! I live it every day my friend and I love it!
I try to document stuff as I hear/see/feel it. It looked like that to me when I got there and I heard the rest from other people who were partying at CH that night…
Thanks for filling in the gaps this was fun :)
And to answer your question, no I don’t always bash because I’m a media person, I blog what’s funny/silly/ridiculous and if you’re going to get beaten up by bouncers outside Chine House (for whatever reason) you better believe I’ll blog about (I totally wish I had my video camera too lol) its the stuff life is made of and if I had a whole bunch of daddy’s money to blow you could safely assume I’d have a booth at China for my birthday/graduation etc (come on admit it you rolled the lucky dice!)
Oh and if you’re not fugly send me a picture I’ll be the judge of that! (I’m guessing you were the star of the show?)
P.S. Awesome do come back and visit more often…xox
March 18th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Roanna +5 Barney is Legen – wait for it – DARY!
March 18th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
ahh.. after an extensive series on bbm’s. No luck on pictures. If any laywer out there has free time, you could be our last resort to subpoena the security footage. i would be a great help, specially for me.
NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE, but once a while, drink and fight. ( have a designated sober friend for both the occasions )
March 18th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Lol leave it alone, maybe you’ll get free drinks next time you go?
“Drunk Driving” is so 2000-and-late. Why Drink & Drive when you can Smoke & fly :)
(Kidding before someone gives me a lecture on drugs, I’m generally high on life & Redbull)
March 18th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
P.S. I’d like to interview said “sober” friend please.
March 18th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Lol. no ones offended! believe me everyone including fugly is reading each comment, and loving it too! its actually quite a precise post mortem, and to be fair to you, you got the chronology of events pretty much spot on. kudos to the scooping skills! neat work. im gonna read on and hope I dont see myself anywhere in there! So I guess we all gotta behave wit MissMalini and her magnifying glass potentially everywhere (dont know if you smoke the pipe, else id replace the magnifier) The picture is definitely not coming your way. Thats rolling the suicide dice. Believe me (behold, for here comes the cheese) Im Fott, far from Fugly.
Cheers!
March 18th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Hahaha promise me that if you do you will tell me (spot yourself on missmalini.com that is)
Do I know you guys? Why do I feel like I know you guys? LOL
P.S. Practicing your Shahid Kapoor impression?
March 18th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
my “sober” friend decided to drink that day, so look what happened.
all you bbbay guys enjoy your china house. I have no complains from the place or the staff. Except the the DJ, he was Bast**d. This beautiful girl wanted him to play an upbeat song, wouldn’t play it. he deserved the tightest one.
March 18th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
JD I hate that. Like last night I asked the Hype DJ to play hip hop when we were the first 6 people there and he refused. Why?! I don’t get it… its not like I asked for a Bollywood song lol (I might have done that later on) but still I had to pull rank and call Assad to get him to change it. (Now don’t you wish you had a blog where you could report my version of “do you know who I am”) ROFL God I love this town.
Aha! A clue you are Dally boij. Excellent. Gotcha.
March 18th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
right malini – 100% (although not sure why you asked me for confirmation, but i won’t think about it since i’m just honoured you asked – he!).
chippy see – i don’t know how much malini had to drink before she landed up at china house, but sounds like you guys had been drinking. and generally, when you’re in the thick of things and it becomes chaotic, you’re not as aware of everything (read: objective) as people watching on the outside are. that said, i think it’s great that you came onto the blog and identified yourself – i went to sleep and woke up to this – perfect for my morning tea!
‘call raj thackeray’ – so mumbai!
March 18th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Now if the call was to “daddy Thackeray” this would be (as Barney says) Legen—wait for it—DARY!
ak you’re phrasing was so awesome in that earlier comment by the way i read it 6 times :)
Since we’re being honest here, what I had to drink before I got to China House:
2 Long Island Iced teas
2 Kamikaze shots
1 Sambuca shot
BUT No tequila so I was sottaly tober I swear. :)
March 18th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
thanks – i actually cut out some words (i tend to be too wordy – i always have too much to say!) but clearly it paid off!
i didn’t believe you were drunk, anyway. and i still think an equally drunk bystander is a far better witness than a drunk brawl participant (plus, there’s an izzat ka maamla for the participants in terms of recanting the story).
March 18th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
how is it a drunken brawl when only one side was drinking? no no noh
March 18th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Hahaha no that would make it a drunken fall.
ak the man makes a fair point… but um.. since the side you were fighting was NOT drinking… not a very good one :)
March 18th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
let me put this way, we dint get the participation we were expecting from our side by the end of the show down. ” drunken betrayal” but to get the manger, dj, waiters, bouncers all to hate you took allot out of us
March 18th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
but what i want to know is who was sing sing calling, RJ, abama or osama, i guess will will never find out
March 18th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I can see it now, The never-ending Saga of the Super Brats! Imagine you could have your own toy dolls… maybe even a wax replica (the movie will be shot in Vegas)! All you have to do is let me document your exploits/adventures.
Wow that’s a lotta hate, WHAT did you DO? I really thought they would have shut the place down but it all went back to normal pretty quick.
Lol Drunken Betrayal aka “Er sorry buddy I don’t want to get my ass kicked so I’m out seeya!” If only Ashish Raheja was there with his bodyguard you could have planted the story that someone from management touched his girlfriend and it would have been balls away!
http://www.missmalini.com/2010/03/14/recommended-riding-an-elevator-with-ashish-raheja/
P.S. On Rahul’s weird wedding show one chicklet named the President of the United States as Obama Bin Laden. I kid you not.
March 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
malini – true. it is amazing how much drink changes everything (incl. who you think you are ;). btw ‘daddy thackeray’ – is that the said thing these days? i don’t think the ‘thakres’ would like that too much!
March 18th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
Oh no, you think they’ll slash my YouTube video screens? *grin*
March 18th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Ahh – so that’s what cutlets mean in desi twang! Hahh. I shall add it to my diary as things I learned today. Oh and maybe I’ll be a tofu cutlet.
March 18th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Ooh btw, you must see what chicken cutlet means.
http://5starfans.com/daspn/keh.php?what-is-chicken-cutlet-slang-for
March 19th, 2010 at 12:59 am
most fascinating read.i was hoping for a spicer ending.
@ jinal shah…rofl
March 19th, 2010 at 2:25 am
But…er who’s Johnny Weir?!
March 20th, 2010 at 10:32 am
wow… nice blog… I feel so Famous !!!!!
March 20th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Haha Sing Sing apparently you are a man of many talents (and useful phone numbers) how’s the tooth? :)
March 20th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Its fine now !!!! thnx..
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:35 am
So I seriously think you guys should send me some pictures from your night out :)
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:35 am
P.S. Sing Sing how exactly did you chip that tooth?!
March 26th, 2010 at 10:34 am
malini, if you actually started to blog about all the stories these guys have, i promise you wont have time to do anything else.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Haha GNC were you there too?!
Challenge accepted :)
March 27th, 2010 at 10:50 am
ofcourse i was there. i feel the challenge is unfair cause i am sure you will loose.
March 27th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Haha I like the confidence :) and clearly the love for partying! Keep me posted on the Sing Sing & co shenanigans…
April 1st, 2010 at 2:14 pm
so do you want to know what Sing Sing did last weekend? Opened 250 bottles of cristal for his “friends” 25th, and straight after that, chartered a G5 to go to Johannesburg
April 1st, 2010 at 2:56 pm
wtf really? Not too shabby eh? So I wasn’t that far off with the diamond-stud-in-his-new-tooth suggestion was I?
Sing Sing will I be hearing more grim tales during the world cup? I’ll be there and I’ll be looking for you! Hahaha
GNC Addict, give the girl a break and send me a picture na?
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