Why Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra are not BFFs!

Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra

Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra

Since you wanted to know how deep and dirty the Katrina Kaif v/s Priyanka Chopra rivalry runs, I figured I’d dig up all the dish and we could decide on it’s truth factor together, cool?

KK v/s PC: Round 1
Priyanka Chopra was chosen by organizers to perform at the grand finale of the Star Screen Awards but when Katrina Kaif got wind of it, she insisted that she be the finale act instead. It seems Priyanka Chopra had rehearsed and was ready to go, leading to a heated argument between the beauties, behind the scenes. Eventually Priyanka Chopra relented for which the organizers thanked her profusely.
But is it True?
Possibly, but I doubt they publicly exchanged words, I’d imagine they let “their people” do the talking. I can believe that PC would be the one to bow out gracefully if it came to that though.

Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra

Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra

KK v/s PC: Round 2
An industry source claims that Katrina Kaif has replaced Priyanka Chopra in Karan Johar’s Dostana sequel. Priyanka claims that her role in Dostana had reached its end and so she isn’t interested in being in the sequel.
But is it True? I dunno if the whole “Hollywood” role reality applies to Bollywood cinema. Frankly without you it wouldn’t be the same, you are after all the original desi girl so I can totally see you in the sequel PC, but the question is can Tarun Mansukhani and Karan Johar?

Priyanka Chopra

Priyanka Chopra

KK v/s PC: Round 3

Priyanka Chopra has been quoted saying, “I love to do films that have me in important roles and not where I am used just as a prop. I don’t see any reason to do films where I have 4-5 songs and 15-20 scenes just because they are touted to be commercial successes. What is the point of acting in such films and giving seven back-to-back hits? That doesn’t make you grow as an actress! I may have delivered a few flops but even those had me playing important roles. I have not and will never act in films where my role is inconsequential and that my only job in those films is to look pretty.” Fair point but perhaps a tiny bit brutal coming right after Kat’s 7 back-to-back hits as arm candy, yes?
But is it True?
I dunno. She seems much more tactful than that, plus this totally doesn’t sound like her English* so some journo may have taken the liberty to print their own version of her quote about wanting to do good, meaningful roles and converting them into a bimbo diss! (*and as proof I’d like to submit the following horrendously constructed/spelt phrase which followed in the same article as the above quote, “Wonder what woody Katrina’s reaction to this will be! Or will she run to good old Sallu bhai for help and ask him to verbally bash up Priyanka on her behalf!”) The defense rests.

KK v/s PC: Bonus Round
And now we’re tallking queen bee Kareena Kapoor v/s Priyanka Chopra, because we all know pretty smart & successful girls generally make far less girlfriends in life. Then again you just can’t keep a good girl down (but I bet you they’ll try!)

Priyanka Chopra, Shah Rukh Khan and Kareena Kapoor

Priyanka Chopra, Shah Rukh Khan and Kareena Kapoor

So, inevitably when two beautiful women fight over the same man things are bound to get ugly. Especially so when the man in question is responsible for making them look beautiful! His name is Pompy Hans (no kidding and no that’s not him that’s Shah Rukh Khan obviously!) but apparently Pompy is a lean, fair soft-spoken Punjabi fellow but also considered to be king,  of sorts amid the make-up fraternity. Of course both Bebo and PC want nothing but the best sooo let the games begin! Priyanka wanted Pompy to accompany her to Bangkok for the shoot of Siddharth Anand’s film Anjaana Anjaani with Ranbir Kapoor. (where this whole rivalry conversation came up to begin with I might add) but to her dismay she discovered that our man Pompy was already on his way to Sydney with Kareena for the shoot of Karan Johar’s Hindi remake of the Hollywood flick ‘Stepmom’
Psst! Priyanka and Kareena were once BFFs but also became frenemies when PC started dating Bebo’s ex Shahid Kapoor. OMG this is so much more Gossip Girl-y than I ever realized. (So who’s Serena and who’s Blair? Considering Shahid is a shoe-in for Nate.)
More on Kareena v/s Priyanka here!

Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor and Katrina Kaif

Priyanka Chopra, Shahid Kapoor and Katrina Kaif

So do they pretend to get along? Sure, sometimes. I mean girls are complicated (and my ladies can vouch for me on this one) its perfectly normal for two bitter rivals to become frenemies over a random night of girl-bonding, mutual hatred for a third party or just some hormonal fluctuation. Eventually everybody’s insecure and wants to be loved by everyone else but isn’t entirely convinced about making the first move… and so it is. Nice and sordid just like you like it :)

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Great, what Happens now? Wait and watch! apparently Katrina and Priyanka are slated to put their real-life animosity to good use on the big screen! Funny how art imitates life eh? They are to be cast in the remake of the Hollywood chick-flick “Bride Wars” Isn’t it ironic? Dontchya think? xoxo Desi Girl!*

*Thanks Nida I like it!

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24 Responses to “Why Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra are not BFFs!”

  1. Puruda Says:

    entertaining and well written, but it is these lines that really caught me, just so apt and apprises the complicated nature of female race so aptly

    ["I mean girls are complicated.....its perfectly normal for two bitter rivals to become frenemies over a random night of girl-bonding, mutual hatred for a third party or just some hormonal fluctuation."]

    ….good one really :)

  2. Malini Agarwal Says:

    Thanks Puruda its so true right? Have to admit its happened to me too! :)

  3. Puruda Says:

    Yes it is:)…..I have been a victim myself ;)

  4. naka Says:

    So on top of Bride Wars, the Deccan Chronicle is reporting that the two are going to do the Anurag Basu film opposite Ranbir. http://www.deccanchronicle.com/tabloids/kats-and-priyanka-have-agreed-work-together-899 Think there’s any truth to that, Malini? Would def make for an interesting love triangle.

    Oh, and I’m on Team PC.

  5. ak Says:

    awesome malini. i’m pretty up on the bwood gossip (a statement i would ONLY make on this blog) but this concentrated dose was brilliant! btw – re round 1 – does KK really think people would rather watch her dance than PC. delusional….

    re kareena – they actually stopped being friends when KK announced on koffee with karan that, in fact, she and priyanka were not friends and that it’s not possible for two actresses to be close friends. sort of like how matt damon announced how he was dumping minnie driver on oprah. ouch.

  6. Malini Agarwal Says:

    @naka thanks for the tip will check!
    @ak thanks :) seriously I LOVED PC’s dance at the Miss India contest this year too she was SO fun! Kat always looks a little off! She has nice eye lashes but I’m not a fan of her pasty look otherwise… Aha thanks for the info on Koffee with Karan that makes sense, something similar happened with Kajol & Rani too na?

  7. AmitL Says:

    Nicely written,Malini..somehow, I always feel that,all said and done,rivalries and friendships aside, the film fraternity is finally like one big family-let a crisis come and they’ll bond together as one, setting aside their top level egos, too.:)Isn’t it great?

    BTW, a big grin at the lines ‘ its perfectly normal for two bitter rivals to become frenemies over a random night of girl-bonding, mutual hatred for a third party or just some hormonal fluctuation.’-you referring to the next version/sequel of Dostana?:)Oops,and,one more thing- are the ‘Days of the Ammas’ over?I remember times when the older generations of heroines had their Ammas speaking up for their laadli betis..do investigate that one of these days.:)

  8. Malini Agarwal Says:

    Ohhh great ideal AmitL will find out about the Amma/Mummyji syndrome although I think it died in the 90s. Now the girls do what THEY want!

  9. Nida Says:

    Yay, I’m glad you used it! Maybe I’m star struck but Priyanka Chopra comes off really intelligent and aware so I’m all about Team PC. And is it just me or does it seem like Katrina accidentally stumbled into Bollywood and then just got really lucky.

  10. Malini Agarwal Says:

    Haha Nida me too me too!

  11. Rashmi Says:

    Oooh, this was such a good read! You are SUCH a good writer! Thanks, Malini! :)

    Though I kind of take offense to the Shahid-as-Nate statement, haha. I’m sorry, I’m basically in love with Shahid… and Nate just comes across as dumb (which Shahid is not, regardless of anything :P). But you’re right about this whole thing seeming so Gossip Girl-y. Right now I just want to go grab popcorn and watch the whole drama unfold. Funnnn. :P

  12. Malini Agarwal Says:

    Rashmi thank you :) *blush* if I ever write a book I will give you full credit for the ego boosting!
    P.S. Nate is SO yummy looking (if only he had a brain!)

  13. Kaviani Says:

    Nida, you nailed that one.
    KK seems like a perennial freshman- sweet and promising and all, but clueless and not quite with it…quite likely the victim of a lot of poor social choices and even worse relationships with men.

    PC on the other hand comes across as a prom queen who’s also head cheerleader and valedictorian: secure, freakin’ gorgeous, and brilliant (if not merciless). You can’t step to that. Sorry!

  14. preethi Says:

    Kaviani, it’s like you took the words out of my brain! I really do NOT like Katrina. The woman can’t act, can’t dance, can’t even speak the language, looks ‘chavvy’ (white, english trash basically), has no dress sense, appears less than genuine any time i’ve ever been unfortunate enough to see her on tv and has been/is dating a complete moron for a considerable period of time!!

    PC on the other hand comes across as really classy, well-spoken, intelligent and is GORGEOUS to boot!

  15. Malini Agarwal Says:

    Amen to prom queen who’s also head cheerleader and valedictorian! :)

  16. xoxo Says:

    lol…that was hilarious… but u forgot the salaam-e-ishq episode where it all began… remember how pc was almost thrown out of her lead actress role coz of KK wanting to act in tht movie with her BF ?

  17. Malini Agarwal Says:

    See I totally wasn’t in the loop on that! Thanks for the heads up though :)

  18. Anita Says:

    i am so glad to know that other people exist that share my dislike for KK. PC seems so much more “together”.. haha (uh – KK = Ms Kaif)

  19. Malini Agarwal Says:

    I hear the PR network has sent this link on to Priyanka Chopra herself :) I wonder what she thinks and if she’ll comment! We love you PC, rock on and rule the world you really are the most beautiful girl in the world xoxox

  20. GossipGirl Says:

    you seem to be very biased towards Priyanka in your “analysis”

  21. Mamta Says:

    GossipGirl I agree with you. I have seen lot of Katrina’s interviews, she definitely comes across as a very nice person. PC seems nice too but she has homeground advantage. I really admire Katrina for the hard work she has put in to stay in this industry and how loyal she has stayed to SK’s family. You should watch KK’s dance on youtube especially Filmfare and IFFA one’s…she has really come a long way in both acting and dancing!!

  22. sarah Says:

    40203440

  23. priyanka chopra Says:

    GossipGirl I agree with you. I have seen lot of Katrina’s interviews, she definitely comes across as a very nice person. PC seems nice too but she has homeground advantage.Nicely written,Malini..somehow, I always feel that,all said and done,rivalries and friendships aside, the film fraternity is finally like one big family-let a crisis come and they’ll bond together as one, setting aside their top level egos, too.:)Isn’t it great.

  24. anonymous Says:

    both r pretty cool..PC speaks well and is confident..but Kat is quite humorous if you watch her interviews..its just that shes bit too cautious..anybody would be if they are not native (as in not indian if i may say so)..plus shes a cancer baby..cancerians r a too bit cautious but never unintelligent..:)..PC too is a typical cancer ..but shes intrinsically confident person coz of solid family support n dat shows..but all in all both r good (read pretty, intelligent, hardworking and of course humorous) in their own ways..dey know wen to say, wat to say and wen to just let it go..both r damn intelligent. n i admire dem for dis.calling dem just being lucky in dis profession is i would say very stupid..dey r damn good in dis profession n dats why dey are where dey r right now..riding on success..it takes intelligence to get where dey r trust me frnds.:)

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