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Shiney Ahuja
Apart from the fact that this does nothing to improve my impression of people who wear Ed Hardy much I just heard some alarming news. Apparently some sicko from the Bigg Boss 4 production team thinks it would be a genius idea to have Shiney Ahuja as a contestant. Are you serious? Please tell me you’re not serious. Apart from the fact that he should probably be getting some kind of mental help/brutal punishment for his “problem” do we really want to spend many weeks watching him shed crocodile tears on reality TV (with a captive audience of several other drama queens no less) about how he’s really the good guy and it was all a vicious set up? Oh barf. Please do not pass Go. Do not collect 200. Just proceed directly to jail. (Unless we get to watch Salman Khan bat you around, then it could be fun…)
P.S. The other names that are doing the rounds as possible Bigg Boss inmates include Rajesh Khanna, Sara Khan, Sneha Ullal and Bhagyashree. (Basically anybody who’s Bollywood career is over/never-really-started need apply lol.)
Hey, wanna see a picture that’s creepy as f**k?
creepy much?
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August 20th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Miss Malini, much as I enjoy reading your posts, I find this one completely biased and unfair. I’m not a Shiney fan as such, but I’d like to remind you that he’s not been declared guilty yet. If you’re not so keen on seeing him shed crocodile tears on the show, you could change the channel. But the statement that you just want him to go to JAIL? I’m sorry, I don’t buy that. He’s innocent, or he’s guilty- it’s 50-50. And it’s not up to us to decide. Who knows what really happened in his apartment? Even Kasab was “innocent till found guilty”.
August 20th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
RK! I think he’s so creepy overall, but yup innocent till proven guilty um but… I don’t think the Kasab comparison helps your point :)
The “Don’t pass go, proceed to jail” is a line from a Monopoly game not meant literally, was making a pun!
August 20th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Hey , I agree with Malini. the medical reports did prove that he raped his maid. Its so disgusting. So how could you support such a guy!!!
And as for the fact if he is guilty or not …. just check this site::
http://www.gossipbollywood.com/?p=6223
August 20th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
P.S- just so that you know, anonymous and anon are different people.
August 20th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Nooooo!! I like Shiney. I still think he’s good looking. You can’t deny the fact that Shiney can act though! But yes, this show is for stars whose career needs detoxification. SO why not Shiney’s?
August 20th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Malini, I do have to agree with RK on this one – a little harsh, esp. considering the judicial process is still going on. However, on that note – the judicial process is STILL going on! I understand he is out on bail and allowed to act and all, but I think using a platform like Bigg Boss is kind of ridiculous while his trial is still ongoing (no doubt BB4 would have many crocodile tears). I just think, in general, that a lot of these celebs who are pending trial get too many breaks that normal people would not get (unfortunately, too many examples to choose from) – wasn’t Shiney only allowed to work in Delhi, anyway?
BTW – that photo IS creepy. Reminds me of his first film, Sins – atrocious. But please don’t judge me for having watched it :)
PS What is his ‘problem’ – is this part of his defense?!
August 20th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
@Anonymous (not @anon)
“Hey , I agree with Malini. the medical reports did prove that he raped his maid.”
Medical reports only confirmed that she was sexually assaulted.
“And as for the fact if he is guilty or not …. just check this site::”
Your source is a site which starts with the word “gossip”. Enough said :P
August 20th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
@Miss Malini- I did get the Monopoly reference, but since the rest of the post was umm.. “serious” I took that bit quite literally as well. :-) Not sure why the Kasab reference was irrelevant though. Both acts are heinous in their own way.
@Anonymous– The reports said one thing, but let’s see what the courts say? BTW, if you cannot support “such a guy” how can you support a certain 70s-80s superstar who is also in the running (as mentioned by Miss Malini in her post). He is known to letch/ ogle/ evetease young women on Carter Road. I’m not making this up, Mumbai Mirror had reported this ages ago. That is just as disgusting.
@Nicki– I think he’s good looking too! ;-)
@ak– Thanks for the support!
August 20th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
@CC– LOL! Just what I wanted to say. ;-)
August 20th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
@Malini
I think you need a crash course in framing your sentences and how put forth an analogy “Creepy as f3##”. Unless you are f#$$king some crazy ass psychos thats not the right analogy. I hear you are some RJ in India. Is that true?
August 20th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Mostly because I am loving the fact that everybody is posting so many comments I’m gonna go ahead and add one more…addressing your concerns/comments in reverse order! :)
@CC – as per the urban dictionary “creepf***” or someone who is “creepy as f***” means “(s)he is often known to stare at you or your friend like a creep…”
“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creepfuck
@RK – Even Kasab was “innocent till found guilty” seemed like a bad analogy to me because EVERYBODY knew he was guilty, so using that example doesn’t really help Shiney’s case in my opinion :)
And OF COURSE this is a gossip site, I never claimed it was otherwise. You shouldn’t take my blog so seriously, I don’t!
Now to show you all some love, please send me your postal addresses on missmalini@gmail.com and I will send you goodies, howzzat?
August 20th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
I dont know why we are all making such a big deal out of a no deal, here. It was a post in good humour. and I myself dont want to see Shiney out there on Bigg Boss gaining two bits of attention and sympathy.
Also I completely enjoyed the Monopoly reference. Want to play it now. Anyone?
PS: Thanks mal, for the list of probable candidates. I had no clue. :)
August 20th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
I’m w/Nicki – he IS kinda hot. Kinda evil, though, too. Nothing wrong with admiring evil as long as you don’t get caught up in it.
August 21st, 2010 at 3:26 pm
don’t like him at all after that incident…nd can’t tolerate him on big boss either…
@Mal..saw u on cnbc tv18 with u drivin d bike…super cool ..:)
August 22nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I must leave a comment to say that I thoroughly enjoyed the challenge to the term “creepy as f#ck” and, even more so, the authoritative way in which it was smacked down, using the urban dictionary no less. nicely played miss malini, nicely played.
August 22nd, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Haha thank you Sonny :) xoxo <3
August 23rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I’m really sorry if I offended someone. All I meant to do was to offer my opinion.. :(
August 26th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
sheesh… he looks like a deranged mel gibson in this pic… another creepf***.. whats with these men??