Abhinav Shukla

*Lol* Well when you receive a PR note, with that quote in the subject line, you have to sit up and take notice. So Abhinav Shukla  thinks he is too real for Bigg Boss… the definition of “unreal” being, of course, all the back-biting that goes on in Bigg Boss. Except the PR note also takes care to tell us that he was “shrewd” enough, to knock out a “possible threat” by the name of Karan Patel, who he voted out – so make of that what you will. Not like anyone was inviting him on Bigg Boss anyway; I can’t help but see this as a “take notice of me when you’re picking contestants for next season!” call. Check out his quote verbatim – and wait, it gets even funnier!

“I’m too real for that kind of reality show. A few episodes of Bigg Boss and I’d go for a toss! In the jungle, I can kill and eat a poisonous snake to survive. But on Bigg Boss I’d be chewed alive by those man-eaters. Grrrrrowwwl!”

The PR agency says they probe further, and ask if he would refuse if the Bigg Boss people invited him:

“Well, to be frank I like natural beauty. Not artificial. I never make friends easily. And when I do, I’m faithful, for life. So you see I am certainly NOT the kind of person people want to see on Bigg Boss. Besides, dirty politics is not my cup of tea. I follow a simple funda in life. Jahaan baaton say baat nahin bantee, vahaan laaton say baat karoonga. So I am afraid I might get physical too.”

Right. Well, we wouldn’t want that to happen now, would we? So you keep enjoying your “natural beauty” Mr Shukla; I guess we’ll just have to survive the next season of Bigg Boss without your presence. Shucks!