It’s what everybody’s talking about, but aside from snatches of who, what, when, where, why nobody has really documented what happened that night… until now! Here’s what went down (and how) let’s just say at parties like this, even the walls have ears 🙂 xoxo

Shah Rukh Khan and Shirish Kunder
Shah Rukh Khan and Shirish Kunder

12:00am – Shirish Kunder arrives at Aurus, Juhu for Sanjay Dutt‘s party to celebrate the success of Agneepath. The Joker director Shirish Kunder comes solo (as wife Farah Khan is busy shooting for her film with Sanjay Bhansali.)

03:00am – Shah Rukh Khan enters the party with Priyanka Chopra and a couple of other friends. He is greeted at the entrance by Sanjay Dutt who ushers him inside to the bar. On his way in SRK spots Shirish and asks Sanju, “isko kisne bulaya?”. To which Sanju cheekily replies, “woh filler hai, jaane de usko.”

Agneepath success party
Agneepath success party

04:00am – Sanju’s wife Maanyata Dutt walks up to him showing him a text Shirish has sent her. The SMS reads, “Can I come and visit you sometime at your house?”another one says, “You are looking really pretty for a mom of two kids.” When SRK sees the texts, he asks Sanju not to react and let it go. Till then both Dutt and Khan are in high spirits.

04.45am – Sanju’s close friend Baba Dewan hears about the SMS Shirish sent and corners Kunder who of course denies it. When Baba asks him to handover his phone to check, Shirish pushes him away. Sanju and SRK who are standing close by watch what happens and intervene. When Sanju goes up to Kunder he pushes Dutt as well. That’s when Shah Rukh comes up and slaps Shirish in the face. He drops his drink on the floor and everyone around notices what just happened!
Oopsy SK, that’s what happens when you mess with SRK!

05:00am – Shirish is asked to leave the party and he walks out the back entrance avoiding the camera guys. Sanju along with SRK and Maanyata leave for Mannat where they decide to boycott Shirish from every function henceforth.

Farah’s Reaction…

Farah Khan
Farah Khan

As soon as the incident occurs, Shirish calls Farah saying she should give out a statement condemning SRK and Sanju. On lookers confirm that Shah Rukh never pulled Kunder’s hair from the back or attacked him on impulse. A source says, “Shirish had this coming. He’s been asking for it for a long time. Apart from tweeting derogatory stuff about Ra.One, he’s also been making snide remarks about SRK’s failing popularity and the declining box-office collection of his films.”

Sanju Scorned!

Sanjay Dutt
Sanjay Dutt

Now the buzz is that Sanjay Dutt has made several calls to top production houses asking them to boycott Shirish and not give him any work in the future. His forthcoming release Joker starring Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi Sinha has already run into trouble with distributors refusing to touch the project.

The Amul Hoarding

Amul
Amul

Amul released another one of it’s legendary hoardings, generally reserved for the big issues of the day!

Aur Phir… Patch Up Ho Gaya!

Om Shanti Om!
Om Shanti Om!

Last I heard thought Shirish Kunder and Farah Khan went to Shah Rukh Khan’s home at Mannat this evening and patched things up. The truce was negotiated by Farah’s brother, Sajid Khan and producer Sajid Nadiadwala. The duo called Shah Rukh and Gauri Khan in the morning and fixed a time to meet. “We were at Mannat for (almost) three hours… and we laughed and cried. And I am grateful that my brother Sajid Khan intervened along with Sajid Nadiadwala and ended this (fight),” Farah Khan was quoted telling a television channel. So I guess it’s All’s Well That Ends Well eh? This is Bollywood after all!

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PS. I hear poor Farah Khan Ali was woken up in the middle of the night with journalist’s asking if SRK had slapped her husband! #EPICFAIL, now the paparazzi deserves one tight slap!

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