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    10 Things Men Should Never Wear

    Bad wardrobe choices by Indian celebs

    While looking for style tips, most Indian men look up to Bollywood actors and other TV celebs. Sadly, the actors and celebs often get it wrong and as a domino effect, the crowd follow it wrong. What are these mistakes? Listen up!

    Men do take their style seriously and some take it to the next level, but get it all wrong. This could be the absence of a mirror or self-delusion. In return, the right woman will just walk past you. Avoid these simple screw ups while you dress for any occasion…

    1) Tight Pants

    It looks cool in context and not in public... like really

    All the hip kids are wearing slim or skinny jeans so you blindly feel it’s the right thing to do? Well, not for everyone. Some men are heavy on the thighs or plain large-framed, in this case avoid those tight jeans or even trousers. It’s visually scarring and limits your attractive quotient in the eyes of the opposite sex. Besides while you walk, run or sit, you will need room to breathe!

    2) Vests In Public

    Beefcake body like Sohail Khan or Mid-life crisis-struck Vindu

    Sure it gets hot sometimes and some of you have the vain urge to literally show off your biceps. Curb your enthusiasm either way, because vests should ideally be used in the gym or on the beach. Being seen in public in a tight vest when everyone is fully clothed will stick out like a sore thumb (keyword being SORE.)

    3) Tight Shirts or Tees…

    Exposed chests fit a filmy look but aren't a style statement

    This is a tricky one. Yes, some men look good in a fitted tee, but most don’t. Make sure your tee fits right and isn’t too snug. Key: The fit shouldn’t appear to display your nipples or armpit patches. And if you are large-framed or over 30, beware of the fitted tee! It can look… creepy.

    4) Exposed Man-Cleavage

    Exposed chest fits a filmy look but isn't a style statement. ( mages: Google Images)

    The exposed chest fits a filmy look but isn't a style statement

    No woman in her sound mind looks at a man’s low buttoned-down shirt or v neck and thinks, “I’ll have me some of that muscled cleavage” or ” I hope his heart is as clean as his hairless chest!” So calm right down and button up.

    5) Florals or Bold Prints

    It could be a cool look but the bigger the print, the chances are you may look like a loser.

    This one is for the flamboyantly challenged. Yeah, you love fashion and take your chances with it. But paisley and floral prints are a little more complex to pull off than you were assured. Apart from the right size, style and proportion of the prints, you always need to take your personality into account. There is a very thin line between trendy and looking like wallpaper, a closeted gay man or try-anything-to-get-noticed guy.

    6) Collars Trying To Make A Statement

    Fix your collar before you talk to anyone!!!!

    One guy popped his collar in a cool way and suddenly everyone religiously bought all the possible collared tees available, so they could pop their collars too. Why? Your tees look fine with the collars down. Don’t pop them because you think that is “how you wear a polo tee.” It isn’t.

    Either you LOVE the 70's or your stylist is lying to you.

    And on another note, only when sporting a retro look or starring in current low budget TV serials is it cool to wear your collar over you blazers, suits and dinner jackets. Tuck them under the jacket collar, please!

    7) Belt Buckles

    You are no cowboy, besides.. your belt is very distracting!

    Reality check, you are not a cowboy. And everytime you wear those huge “WWE”-like buckles you land up bruising the girl you dance with. And trust me, most girls hate scars, especially if a man gives it to them.

    9) Pointed Shoes

    Not the best choice when your jeans are narrow

    If you chose to wear tapered or skinny fit jeans or trousers, stay away from the leather crocodile-snout pointed shoes. It just looks wrong.

    10) Shiny Fabrics

    Men don't Shine ...PERIOD!

    Fabrics with a metallic finish sure look sleek, but if you can pass off as a reflector for traffic at night, then you’re probably headed in the wrong direction. Try spending a little more time and money in getting the right fit in the right fabric that looks and feels expensive.

    Some of you will claim that people don’t really dress like this, but the fact is they do. Obviously these are tips and you can choose to go against them all. But you might be ignored by the girl you are hitting on or maybe even be the butt of her jokes, in which case “I told you so!”

    Marv D'Souza
    Oct 8, 2012 8:52 pm

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    • Saleha

      The Exposed Man-Cleavage is a BIG NO NO for me. Glad it’s in the list.

    • Shalvika

      Wow…Great post! Must share !
      I Hate the pointed shoes !!

    • http://www.missmalini.com MissMalini

      Hahahaha so funny that SO many of our “celebs” actually dress like this!!! *facepalm*

    • Rukeia

      Haha pointy toes are ugly on everyone! :P

    • @sahlifouzia

      Love the list. Agree on all points. lol… Keep up the good work @MissMalini and Team :)

    • Marv D’Souza

      Some one had to come out and say it loud to the Mr DHALLIS AND MR LOKHANDWALAS ( i don’t mean the locations)

      Thinking if doin one to women.. wonder what thats gonna be like :P

      Spread the word :)

    • zoheb jagirdar

      it’s nt a nessacarry thnggg for evryy man to b decent

    • Marv D’Souza

      i comepletely agree Zoheb.. but its helpful for men to be presentable, decent or not!

      I mean Well *Hand Shield*

    • Marv D’Souza

      completely* typo .. sorry

    • party

      > girls hate scars especially if a man gives it to them.

      You’d be surprised…

    • http://www.populerhdvideo.com vinay pandya

      nice one………………post

    • http://www.juliusramos.com Julius Ramos

      I cannot disagree more about the truth behind fashion fads that people around think are fashion statements. Trust me you guys do a great job revealing all the fashion faux pas that make up this filmy-killme culture. Nice post!

    • Raya

      @Marv – Great Post on MM after a while, IMO!!!

    • Marv D’Souza

      @Raya; Thank :)
      plenty more where that came from!

    • Akshita

      You forgot to mention embroidered shirts or kurtas!! Eeeks I hate those…

    • manjulika

      very nice tip given,specially when men follow film stars taking their wardrobe
      as a tipto follow.One should dress as to what suits their body and looks good on them.
      Kindly give a dress code for girls and women too.

    • Marv D’Souza

      Sure @manjulika
      working on it :)

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    • Kaviani

      Oh, c’mon, a shiny tonic suit is timelessly sharp on men…just make sure you have the right colors going on. Darker complected guys can usually get away with a lot more than the fair ones.

      Also, that gand at the top in tight pants looks kinda good!!

      Agreed 100% on pointy shoes, collar advice, and vests. Incidentally, a black vest is the standard male prostitute uniform in the US. No lie!

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    • Priyadarshan

      Don’t agree with this post on many points. Fashion is meant to reflect what you have in your mind. Not defined by rules. Especially on the pointed shoes. So it’s ok if so many rockstars and movie stars wear them,but we can’t? They look better with skinny jeans. Make the whole look streamlined. Cleavage and tank tops in public I do agree,mainly because they make other people uncomfortable. But I still know guys who can carry off tank tops in public. And floral prints are all bullshit.

    • Priyadarshan

      What you suggest is that every man wear the same kind of clothes. Relaxed jeans with a loose t shirt or polo shirt. Which is good enough,but does nothing to show your personality.

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