December 12th: Happy Rajnikanth, Birthday!

December 12, 2012
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Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth

Of course Rajnikanth would celebrate his birthday on 12/12/12. The legend turns 62 today, and, as always, his birthday is just another reason to share some hilarious Rajnikanth jokes. Read on for some!

Once Rajnikant was playing with his toys near Mumbai. He just left them there… that place is now known as “Essel World”

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth

Once Rajnikanth told a joke to a kid. Now, he is known as the Laughing Buddha.

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, the British would have fought to get independence from India.

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth

Once Rajnikanth hit a sixer. Now, that ball is called Pluto.

Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

Once Rajnikanth entered the Bigg Boss house. The next day the announcement was made: “Rajnikanth chahte hai ki Bigg Boss confession room me aye.”

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

Munni Badnaam hui Rajnikanth ke liye.

Share some of your favourites in the comments below!

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  • Nisha B

    LoL made my day..I have one to share, Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth, Rajinikanth finds you. Happy Birthday to the Superstar!

  • Devi

    Hi Ms Malini

    I tink tis post is not needed to honor the legend..

    The least u cud do is to highlight his best movies and how his life has inspire many..

    kindly take note

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  • http://Sayesha.blogspot.com Sayesha

    Hilarious, Rashmi! Your posts always rock. :)

  • http://twitter.com/#!/tehrashminator Rashmi Daryanani

    Thanks so much, Sayesha! :)

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