Kim Kardashian and ex-husband Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian and ex-husband Kris Humphries

We know – *yaaaaawn* – but after just 72 days of marriage and 536 days of bitter finger pointing (with a hilarious side of Kanye West), Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have apparently finally settled the terms of their separation. The details have been kept confidential (for now) so it’s hard to tell if Kim is losing more in divorce payments or the television rights to her scuttled divorce trial, but one thing’s for sure – this is gonna make one amazing Kanye track, hitting a record store near you soon! (Do record stores still exist?)