Honestly, I get the BEST emails don’t I? I won’t lie, I landed back from Goa this afternoon mildly blue and then THIS happened. There are multiple reasons this email is fantastic, can you spot them all? Also FYIP, the other name for this list is….
6 Ways NOT to Become a Superstar!
1. The subject. No “hello”, no “my name is…”, no “regarding…” just absolutely to the point, “i want to become a superstar” #notimeforcapitalization
2. Also, said emailer has clearly confused me for either Hema Malini or potentially Bani J 😛
3. He kinda sounds like the Channel [v] professor, Simpoo Sir, “muze…” *LOL*
4. He’s planning to be a “method actor” aka “technic batao”.
5. He invented a word! “Kidream” aka a childhood ambition #genius.
6. My Google email thought this email was written in Czech! #nuffsaid