Phoebe
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So I’m having a slow brain day and by late afternoon I seriously didn’t know what to write about. (Why it’s still hot in November? Or why is the sky blue?) Seeing my acute depression, my saviour Priyam (from Team MissMalini) decided to light up my mood, my eyes and my soul with pictures of our desi actors. And no, these pictures aren’t regular pictures, THESE are pictures of Bollywood hotties (hottie being used very subjectively here) which cannot been unseen! Just see them for yourself.

WARNING: These cannot be UNSEEN.

1) This is Karishma Kapoor before she removed the ‘h’ from her name

Karisma Kapoor
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This is also the time before she met Manish Malhotra and discovered what we laymen call a “beauty salon.”

2) This is Chunky being a Junkie

Chunkey Pandey
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Credits to Priyam for the Chunky Junkie line, clearly he has many fans here. I am not alone!

3) This is Shakti Kapoor being Shakti Kapoor

Shakti Kapoor
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No further comment needed.

4) This is Jackie Shroff, grinning

Jackie Shroff
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Because he knows our ovaries are exploding.

5) This the best BROMANCE of Bollywood

Akshaye Kumar and Saif Ali Khan
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Bring back Akshay-Saif movies, please!

6) This Sunny Deol showing us his dhai kilo ka haath

Sunny Deol
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Amongst other things.

7) This is Jackie Shroff again.

Jackie Shroff
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In fact, here he is blowing his own trumpet.

8) This is a bald Mithun Chakraborty

Mithun Chakraborty
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I know you’re going to frame this picture in your bedroom, but you have to wait because…

9) THIS is the Mithun picture that should be framed.

Mithun Chakraborty
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This one even has a dog you guys!

10)  This is a picture that will keep you up all night

Rekha
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All. Night. Be afraid, be very very afraid.

11) This is Suniel Shetty making Sonali Bendre really happy

Suniel Shetty
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I wonder why she’s so happy. Do you, do you?

12) This is Chunky again

Chunkey Pandey
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Chunk’s junk is all over the girl’s trunk. #JustSaying

13) This is Salman Khan’s haircut

Salman Khan
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And we thought Tere Naam was bad.

14) This is Aditya Pancholi staring into your soul

Aditya Pancholi
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Deep deep down inside your soul.

Haven’t I made your day? I am a great person. No idea why I’m going to hell.