So the other day, I read this article titled “13 Things An Indian Man Wants In His Wife” and I really don’t know if the author was being sarcastic or writing down his/her version of a manic pixie dream girl. If the article was humourous, it didn’t really come out as one in my opinion. But now I am inspired enough to list down the things I want in a guy… and don’t worry, most men are like that. See, if a guy wants a girl who has ‘the right weight at the right place‘ or a girl who can ‘cook like a chef‘ or a (this is the best one) ‘wife who is both Mallika and Tabu‘ then our men can definitely be like the points I’ve mentioned below right?
1) A guy who has the brains of Sherlock Holmes
It’s no biggie to find a guy as intelligent as that. I think I know at least 5 guys in my neighbourhood who have an IQ of 170. Don’t you?
2) A guy who has the body and dancing skills of Hrithik Roshan
Doesn’t the name of that boy from college pop into your head? Ramesh or something? I’m sure he looks like that shirtless.
His dance is so easy, my granny can do it!
3) A guy who has the wit of Shah Rukh Khan
Because every guy is witty. Every guy. In the world.
4) A guy who automatically knows when you’re craving macaroons, sushi or khichdi
Or maybe he can make them all together!
5) A guy who cares like a father and loves like a boyfriend
Does that sound creepy? Of course it doesn’t.
6) A guy who is a combination of Robert Downey Jr and Colin Firth
Yes, a guy as American as one can be and another as British as one can be. Opposite traits in one man! So common! Boring doctors will call such guys ‘bipolar‘ but we know these guys are perfect. I call this combination the Rolin Dorth. *drops mic, walks away*
7) A guy who can cook and clean, along with being a CEO of a multi-million dollar company and still has time to fight crime
Basically we all want a Batman who has the traits of Alfred. And we all know there are millions of dark, brooding and super-rich superheroes who make delicious risotto, just waiting to date us!
8) A guy who loves you even more when you ‘nag’
Because obviously when guys say things to their girlfriends they aren’t nagging. Na. One can only nag if one has a vagina. When boys are ‘pointing out your mistakes‘, they’re just talking, not nagging. Duh!
9) A guy who knows every single dialogue of DDLJ, Hum Aapke Hain Koun and Titanic and uses them in daily conversations
Because bade bade deshon mein aise perfect ladke ALWAYS milte hain!
10) A guy who can explain the plot of Interstellar to you in 2 minutes.
People who get and explain Interstellar at one go are normal, regular people like us. Easy to find.
Seriously, getting a guy like this is a piece of cake! What say?