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Today’s Twitter outrage topic seems to be the forced vegetarianism of many food chains and coffee shops in certain districts of Mumbai, and if these reports are true, I really think dark days are ahead for us. (Not to mention, Masterchef India has also turned all-vegetarian for some weird reason.) Before anybody jumps the gun and bays for my blood, here’s my point: I love my veggies and honestly chicken is the only meat that makes my mouth water. The other meats available don’t really do much to my appetite so I try to stay away from them. But that’s my CHOICE, not something forced on me because of religion or because the neighbourhood I stay in is dominated by people who have embraced vegetarianism and think I should too. My point is, let people eat they want – don’t force your beliefs on them, especially not on the kind of food restaurants serve! On a lighter note, here’s a list of 10 things one should do rather than turn vegetarian because of societal pressure (if you’re a vegetarian by choice, more power to you).

1) Enter/Exit a local train at Dadar station the entire day

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Because the entire population of the city has something to do with Dadar!

2) Sleep in a room full of spiders

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Ron Weasley‘s nightmare is one of the reasons we all loved him so much, he’s so relatable.

3) Try being a noble person while living in the Game Of Thrones universe

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In the Game Of Thrones you either win or die.

4) Re-read the Twilight series

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Ew.

5) Do a marathon of the Twilight movies

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Ew. Ew. Ew.

6) Eat coal

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Maybe that’s what the society will force us to have after this!

7) Live in the Bigg Boss house

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Dolly Bindra

With her.

8) Roam around in Puneet Issar’s shorts

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Puneet Issar

Puneet is my favourite shorty!

9) Participate in the Hunger Games

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At least they got to eat meat.

10) Marry Charlie Sheen

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Who wouldn’t want to marry him, right?

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Again, take this lightly guys. The only thing I want is freedom to eat whatever I want, wherever I want! Those who agree say aye! Those who don’t… well, you’re on the winning side anyway.