It’s Saturday! I know most of you will look for any bar that’ll bring you solace with their welcoming bar stools and happy hours – I know I’ll be doing just that. So why not make a list of all the people you’d love to get drunk with? And why not take this up a notch and make a (fantasy) list of Indian celebrities you’d like to get drunk with? I think it’s a brilliant idea, so here’s my list.
1) Jackie Shroff
The question isn’t ‘who would drink with Jackie Shroff?’, the question is ‘who wouldn’t?’ The ‘biddu‘ of Bollywood is such a chill guy, drinking with him will be an unforgettable experience. The stories, the free-flowing bubbly and Tiger Shroff‘s disapproving looks (I’m sure he despises unhealthy things) will make this Saturday a night to remember!
2) Danny Denzongpa
The man owns a beer factory in Sikkim where he spends most of his time, chooses his roles on a whim and used to sing Nepali songs with stalwarts like Asha Bhosle and Lata Mangeshkar. The man needs to give us mere mortals some time, the man needs to share some of that beer with us.
Check out his Nepali song here:
What a star!
3) Sonam Kapoor
Sonam Kapoor and I really need to be besties already! Her amazing girl-gang, her razor sharp sense of humour and her knowledge of all the insider Bollywood stories will make our drinking session too much fun.
4) Rekha
This lady is such a mystery! I want to know ALL about her, and if that happens while consuming copious amounts of wine, I’m all for it.
5) Ranveer Singh
Ranveer Singh seems to be the guy who’d know what drink to get from which bar, he’d be the one ordering far too many shots, he’ll be the one encouraging you to dance on table tops. But, he’ll also be the one dropping you home and if you’re Deepika Padukone, he might make you breakfast. *Sigh*
6) Nargis Fakhri
Did you see her on Koffee With Karan? That girl is HILARIOUS!
7) Salman Khan
Not even gonna say why.
8) Twinkle Khanna
Going by her columns and tweets, one thing is for sure: Twinkle Khanna is one of the wittiest women in Bollywood and after having some champagne, I have a feeling she’ll be more forthcoming than she already is. That is going to priceless.
9) Virat Kohli
I don’t even need to elaborate how much fun a drunk Virat Kohli is going to be, just watch this video:
Yea. I’ll Gangnam Style to that!
10) Karan Johar
If that man ever decides to blog about the happenings of Bollywood it will #BreakTheInternet, I’m telling you; Gossip Girl and Kim Kardashian‘s bum will stand no chance.
Who is the one celebrity you want to get drunk with?