Source: Pinterest.com
Source: Pinterest.com

Before you start panicking, stop and take a breath. You still have 10 days to go out and buy/make a present for Valentine’s Day, and if you’re really living on the edge, you have 11! By now you have already figured out if you’re a Valentine’s Day person or not (congratulations!) which means you also now know that I’m certainly not a believer. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate the idea, it’s just not something I’d like to take part in. So since I have a non-biased opinion on Valentine presents – who better to tell you what to buy, amirite? Here we go…

1. Forever Alone Pillows

If your lover is of the long-distance variety, these are a must. Who needs a partner when you have a comfy arm that you can take wherever you want – minus all the drama, of course!

Arm Pillow (Source: Flipkart.com)
Arm Pillow (Source: Flipkart.com)

2. Sex or Food?

Well there’s a simple answer to Joey Tribbiani‘s dilemma, and it’s edible lingerie. If you can’t decide between food and sex, there’s no reason why you can’t have your cake and eat it too (pun intended). These might be your best bet.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Source: Pinterest.com)
F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Source: Pinterest.com)

3. Say Something Nice…

…and if you can’t, we suggest you make a bank of compliments. This works as similarly as an audio book except you’re just repeating one compliment after another and putting it on tape – girls thrive on compliments! Remember those earrings that complimented Aqua in Aquamarine, yea that!

Complementing Star Fish Earrings from Aquamarine (Source: Tumblr)
Complementing Star Fish Earrings from Aquamarine (Source: Tumblr)

4. Gauge The Mood

Let’s face it, girls can be a bit moody. So really, a mood ring could be a great present for both you AND her. This way, one look at the colour of the ring and you’ll know exactly when to back off.

Mood Ring (Source: Tumblr.com)
Mood Ring (Source: Tumblr.com)

And now for the real stuff (and this one will make sure your girl doesn’t dump you on V day)…

5. Envy In A Box

This is a no-brainer. My Envy Box just launched MissMalini’s Box of Love which has pretty much all the fun beauty goodies in one compact little, limited edition box. A box of love for Valentine’s Day – doesn’t get much better than that, does it? Buy it here.

MissMalini's Once In A Valentine Box Of Love
MissMalini’s Once In A Valentine Box Of Love

While the first four presents might just land you on the bad boyfriend list, the last one might win you a prize – try it!