Valentine’s Day is coming and because I’m in constant need of validation I decided to check out the ‘other’ section of my Facebook inbox. Now I know many people will call it the dumbest decision of my life, but come on, these guys just wanna show some loveee and everyone needs a good laugh every now and then! So let’s read some of the lovely messages me and countless other girls receive on Facebook on a regular basis.
1) This player who just wants to play or ply actually.
Maybe he’s into ply-‘wood’ if you know what I mean (I know Anushka from Team MissMalini will.)
2) This respectful boy
#SanskariSwag
3) This cultured man who likes my nice and unique name
And he wants to get acquainted. Who gets acquainted via a Facebook inbox message bhai?
4) This ‘dear’ boy who must be following the Team MissMalini Viber Public Chat
The price I pay for fame. Sigh.
5) This boy who doesn’t give up.
Never. Gives. Up.
6) This awkward creep
#ClosetCreep
7) This ‘bro, do you even friendship?’
I do friendship bro, we all do, everybody does friendship… friendship is fun.
8) This dildaar person
<3
9) This person who thinks he’s in a board meeting
I will join you in the conference room at 15:00 hours… roger that.
10) And this guy who’s either my father in disguise or is in need of a restraining order.
Hey it was ladies night and they were giving me free shots, okay?
Tell us your favourite fun ‘other’ inbox message in the comments below!