Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

Alright, before everyone loses their minds, please be warned: this post is meant to be funny and not taken too seriously. You already know how much we love Alia Bhatt, please see here, here and here. Now that that’s out of the way, the Filmfare Glamour & Style Awards were held last evening. The most fashionable people in the industry showed up and a lot of them won awards (we’re just THAT fashionable). While Alia Bhatt looked princess-y as ever in a pink Isabel Sanchis ballgown, her make up and hair was on point!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

The event was an award show, but that gown definitely belonged in a palace. Take a closer look at the bustle and once you’re done, here are 8 things we felt could be hiding inside it (don’t lie, you thought this too!)

1. Balloons

How else do you think that dress is defying gravity?

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

2. Seven Dwarves

She looks like Snow White, and Snow White didn’t go anywhere without her seven dwarves!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

3. Alcohol

After so many award shows, she’s going to need some to keep her entertained. But sharing is caring, so she got enough for everyone. Open bar who?

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

4. 101 Dalmatians

Because that’s how many would fit!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

5. Students of the Year

You knew this was coming, right? Varun Dhawan and Sidharth Malhotra could totally fit in that dress!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

6. Her brains

Alia’s a sport, you might not be laughing at this but I know she is!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

7. General Knowledge Books

Incase Karan Johar springs a tough question on her, she’s prepared!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

8. Tanmay Bhatt

Because he feels like she should stay hidden after all this… we disagree!

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt

Now tell us, what do YOU think she’s hiding under that dress?