Justin Bieber (Source | Instagram @justinbieber )
Justin Bieber (Source | Instagram @justinbieber )

So, by now we all know what an insanely dramatic episode India’s very first roast panned out to be. Ridiculous! Are you with me? Well fortunately, ‘roasts’ are a very regular thing in a lot of other countries. And if you’re a fan of the original Comedy Central format, like The Roast Of Charlie Sheen or The Roast Of Donald Trump, then you’re in for a treat. Justin Bieber was roasted over the weekend, guys and that sh*t was epic!

The roast was hosted by comedian, Kevin Hart, and included roasters like Snoop Dogg, Will Ferrel & Ludacris. The crowd was literally filled with celebrities: from the Kardashians to John Legend and Chrissy Tiegen. While the full video isn’t out yet, here’s a countdown of 10 of the best jokes from the night. Even Justin Bieber couldn’t hold his laughter.

Here’s What Kevin Hart Had To Say

Source: Instagram | @kevinhart4real
Source: Instagram | @kevinhart4real

1. Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

2. Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house – not gangsta.

Here’s What Snoop Dogg Had To Say

Source: Instagram | @snoopdogg
Source: Instagram | @snoopdogg

3. Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right

4. He also said his next album should be called “Straight Outta Talent”

Here’s What Ludacris Had To Say

Source: Instagram | @ludacris
Source: Instagram | @ludacris

5. Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theatres.

Here’s What Will Ferrel Had To Say

Will Ferrell in Elf |Source: yourtango
Will Ferrell in Elf |Source: yourtango

He came dressed in character as Anchorman‘s Ron Burgundy.

6. Justin Bieber is a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. He sings to nine-year-olds and his hair is like a gay figure skater.

Here’s What Martha Stewart Had To Say

Source: Instagram | @marthastewart
Source: Instagram | @marthastewart

7. Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.

Here’s What Jeff Ross Had To Say

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Source: Instagram | @therealjefferyross

8. Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?

9. I know you’ll never end up like Kurt Cobain or Amy Winehouse … respected

And Finally … Here’s What Shaquille O’Neal Had To Say

Source: Instagram | @shaq
Source: Instagram | @shaq

10. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.

And this is just a teaser! The night ended with a couple of great jokes from Justin himself (“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 Million? A bunch of has-beens calling you lesbian for 2 hours.”), as well as an apology claiming he wants to turn his life around. Ahh, well… all in good spirit, I guess. Although, this is right before Justin hopped on his jet to party in Vegas!

If you want to watch the entire episode, it will be available to the public on 30th March, 2015!