Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of happy bells ringing all around! Game of Thrones is back and after losing many a brain cell while Keeping Up With The Kardashians (no, I don’t regret one second of it), this new mind blasting season is more than welcome – maybe the brain cells will balance out now. Yes four episodes already leaked, and we did get a glimpse of the first episode a few days before the world premier but I’d like to say this, we’re good people and will wait patiently as it airs every week on HBO Defined and not download it – imagine waiting another three weeks for episode 5…shudder! While I watch the show for all its well, amazingness, I also like looking at who’s wearing what (but you already knew this). Here’s what we spotted in episode 1…

*SPOILER ALERT*

Suddenly the women look like they belong at Castle Black

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)
Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

From Cersei Lannister, who is mourning the death of her father to Sansa Stark who got a new dye job and a new wardrobe to match, it’s all suddenly very black.

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Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Add on some fur and I’d wonder if the Night’s Watch suddenly allowed women to join.

Blue took the backseat

If I went to a costume party dressed as Khaleesi today and wore blue, I wouldn’t look the part anymore. As dark as Sansa and Cercei have gotten, Daenerys Targaryen is doing exactly the opposite – she’s all creamy goodness. And don’t even get me started on those necklines. Kim Kardashian could steal a page out of her style book.

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Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

And the rest went as is

Nothing really changed for the men at the Wall. Of course Jon Snow definitely needs to shed some clothes, Melisandre is still a deep, deep red (and still creepy as f*ck) and Margaery Tyrell seems to have covered up just a smidgen – we can’t wait to see her turn back into her vixen self.

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Game of Thrones (Source: HBO.com)

Stay tuned, while episode 1 didn’t give me sleepless nights, we’re sure the next few episodes are going to blow your mind.

You can watch them all with the world on HBO Defined, every Monday at 6:30am or 10pm.