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Oh God, when is Koffee With Karan returning already! Seriously, wasn’t it the one show which truly ‘showed‘ how our favourite celebrities really are? A few days back I was having serious koffee withdrawals which made me stay home on the weekend and watch the previous seasons on YouTube. Watching these really entertaining episodes I realised one thing – Bollywood really knows how to give some sick burns, and more often than not Kareena Kapoor is usually involved in them! Find out how.

1) When Anurag Kashyap had a little career advice for Kareena Kapoor.

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Was this because Kareena refused to be a part of Zoya Akhtar‘s Dil Dhadakne Do? I think it is, you think it is, we all think it is!

2) When Imran foreshadowed what a disaster Gori Tere Pyaar Mein would be.

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In Karan’s defense, GTPM wasn’t directed by him, but he did put his money in it, same difference, right?

3) When Deepika Padukone won the title of Ex-Girlfriend Of The Year.

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What makes things funnier is that her current bae Ranveer Singh went ahead and did just that.

4) When Kareena proved that she has a smart mouth but Bipasha Basu showed she isn’t far behind.

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Oh Kareena…

5) When Anil Kapoor was honest AF!

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Poor Karan.

6) When Shah Rukh Khan said something we wish to erase from our memories forever!

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YOU WERE THE BEST THING ABOUT KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI SHAH RUKH! HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS?

7) When Kareena was sassy.

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8) But Priyanka won this round as she was sassier!

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The said boyfriend is her present husband, Saif Ali Khan, the man who’s confusing accent is second only to the great Salman Khan.

9) When Sonam was just being Sonam.

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Low blow bro.

10) And finally, when Aishwarya Rai showed us why no one can mess with her.

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No acknowledgment whatsoever. #BossBitch

I miss this show. Please come back!