Great Grand Masti
Great Grand Masti

My morning began with an email in my inbox that carried the first posters of Great Grand Masti and well, it wasn’t anything I didn’t expect. The Masti franchise is not really known for its tasteful depiction of women or elegant jokes and I get that there’s an audience for everything. What I can’t wrap my head around is that we never heard any Censor issues over this movie (Sorry, Udta Punjab). I guess that’s the problem with the concept of censorship – it’s got to be absolute, but that’s another story for another day.

My point? I would’ve liked to begin my day without cringing. But why to blame Great Grand Masti alone when Bollywood has a legacy of cringe-worthy posters.

1. Great Grand Masti

Great Grand Masti
Great Grand Masti

Why?

2. Grand Masti

Grand Masti
Grand Masti

Tch. Cleary, Masti was a masterpiece.

3. Kya Kool Hai Hum 3

Kya Kool Hai Hum 3
Kya Kool Hai Hum 3
Kya Kool Hai Hum 3
Kya Kool Hai Hum 3

*Facepalm*

Alice facepalm
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4. Mastizaade

Mastizaade
Mastizaade

What is that face?

Mastizaade

Mastizaade

Mastizaade

Mastizaade

5. Single X

Single X

Single X

Single X

Single X

Ram Gopal Verma also made Rangeela and Satya. Sigh.

6. Aastha

Aastha
Aastha

I could’ve gone my whole life without this visual.

7. Wafaa

Wafaa
Wafaa

Et tu, Rajesh Khanna?

8. Girlfriend

Girlfriend
Girlfriend

Wow! What a landmark film in the LGBTQ movement… not!

9. Ishq Junoon

Ishq Junoon
Ishq Junoon

India’s first threesome movie, apparently. What a time to be alive!

Did I miss out on any? Tell me in the comments below!