Oh Kylie, why didjya do it? I caught sight of this ridiculous song from the movie “Blue” on TV a few days ago and now I cringe every time I see it. Granted it might have grown on some of you (like fungus) but did you really really want to see Kylie jiggy-wiggy in a Bollywood movie quite like this?! With that stupid dance move to go with it? Somehow I also feel this whole gangsta arm-candy vibe and words like “jiggy” and “witchu” just work better out West. When Will Smith got jiggy with it, it worked, when the Pussycat Dolls promised to stick witchu I didn’t mind, hell even Janet Jackson’s gonna rock witchu tour was fine by me but this whole thing, and especially Lara Dutta doing it, makes my stomach turn! You?

In fact when I first heard Kylie was coming I was hoping for some serious loco-motion *sigh* but no such luck.  Oh and turns out its Chiggy Wiggy not Jiggy Wiggy; just as bad, maybe even worse when Akshay Kumar mouths the to words to Chiggy Viggy desi style with a capital V, Blech.

Kylie Minogue and Akshay Kumar
Kylie Minogue and Akshay Kumar