Salman and Sohail Khan
Salman and Sohail Khan
Ashish Raheja
Ashish Raheja

I almost died laughing when I read this! Apparently Sohail Khan nearly pounded Ashish Raheja at Olive, Bandra on Thursday night when Ashish (true to form) was being loud, obnoxious and spilling drinks on people. In this case Sohail’s baby sister Arpita Khan. Now here’s when I wish big bro Salman Khan had been around because he (also true to form) would just not have let that fly. When it comes to the Khans; nobody, and I mean nobody f*cks with family. Honestly? Nothing would make me happier than to see young Raheja get a life-lesson in the perils of douche-bagginess from Sallu Bhai permanently wiping that smug grin off his face and potentially making him a nicer human being! (Consider it part of Salman’s Being Human campaign.) I hope the universe conspires to make it happen (more for his sake than mine.) Thank you Neil, Kim and Kaviani for sharing in my glee!
P.S. Go watch Dabangg. It is awesome. Full on bollywood masala with a fabulous soundtrack and a less-beefy-more-cute Salman to boot! My verdict on Sonakshi Sinha is that she probably can act but her forehead is way to big for her face. (Her hairstylist should probably give her de-bangs too, get it? Lol!)

Sonakshi Sinha
Sonakshi Sinha

Psst! Salman posted this pic of Sonakshi on Twitter from his BlackBerry.

Up close and personal eh?