Sometimes I feel I am not equipped to compete with desi media. My friend Preeti just forwarded me a link to a press report by the Hindustan Times titled:
Akshay Kumar accuses guard of pinching Son’s buttocks
Wow. Where do you go from there? But the story gets better. “According to reports, the actor even slapped the guard, not once, but twice… Twinkle Khanna told Mumbai Mirror, ‘My son was climbing the stairs with his friend when Bhandari (the guard) came behind them and pinched his buttocks. My son quickly brought it to my notice… Our son has been brave enough to talk about this to us. He has been a hero.’ The guard has been fired from his job.”
Serves the old perv right but when was the last time you used the word buttocks? Lol.