Open Letters to Bollywood...

Meenaxi , 25 Jul 2011
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photo courtesy | santabanta.com

Dear Zarine Khan,

Please stop trying to metamorphose into Katrina Kaif. You can act opposite Salman, dance around Salman and stand next to Salman, but you will still not be Kat. You can shimmy and shake in your own item number, but you will still not be Kat. You can try and emulate her look from Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani, but you will still not be Kat. Even a headband will not save you.

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photo courtesy | movietalkies.com

Dear Fardeen Khan,

Repeat loudly in front of your mirror: only Ranbir Kapoor can wear graphic cartoon-y t-shirts and get away with it.

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photo courtesy | santabanta.com

Dear Zayed Khan,

WHY?

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photo courtesy | filmactorsgallery.blogspot.com

Dear Men’s Scarf,

Ashmit Patel was seen wearing you around his neck in a recent episode of UTV Bindaas’ SuperStud. That means you, as a trend, are officially OVER. That’s right. You have seen your darkest day. Please take a vacay and come back in a season or two in a different avatar!

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