Rejoice, Indian cricket team: despite your woeful performance at the NatWest series in England, everyone’s still supporting you during your final match on September 16th. I wish I could say it was out of some overwhelming sense of love for you, but alas – it’s because if you win, Poonam Pandey is going to reveal that “sensational surprise” she has for you. :) Meanwhile, with each loss, she’s placating Twitter users by releasing small teasers every now and then!
Hehe, c’mon, @jaanebhidoyaaro – she’s at least spelled “surprise” correctly, that’s what’s important, right? We can’t ask for *too* much now, can we?
I guess so, @R_TheSituation. But at this rate, I’m guessing most people want her to bleed… well, nothing.
Why did you have to ask, @vinaydholakia?! Stop giving her ideas. Now we’ll be subject to more surprises.
Eep. I think @fakingnews has given us the answer to @vinaydholakia’s question…
I don’t know about you guys, but I think Poonam Pandey has given us a pretty big surprise already!
Sorry, Team India, but I don’t think we can expect a surprise that’s bigger than this one (pun intended). xoxo