Leighton Meester At The 5th Annual Dkms Gala (Photo Courtesy | ©ImageCollect.com/StarMaxWorldwide)
Leighton Meester At The 5th Annual Dkms Gala (Photo Courtesy | ©ImageCollect.com/StarMaxWorldwide)

It’s our favorite Gossip Girl Leighton Meester’s 26th birthday and what better way to celebrate than by taking a look at some classic Blair Waldorf quotes. xoxo

Blair Waldorf

A hot lifeguard is like a kleenex! Use once and throw away.”

Blair & Chuck’s First Kiss

After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he’s a total pig who’ll act like it never happened, thank God.

Beware of Blair

You can’t make people love you, but you can make people fear you.

Chuck follows Blair to the Hamptons

Damn that mother Chucker.

Blair Waldorf shopping in Paris

Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

Blair Waldorf

Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?”

Blair Waldorf

I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won’t oblige unless I tell him I love him.”

Little did Blair know she’d be dating Dan Humphrey…

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey… is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Mimosas Anyone?

Here’s my advice: have a little faith. And if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.

Blair & Chuck

I don’t love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a Blair Waldorf.