It’s no secret by now just how much I love Harry Potter. And my favourite character from the series is undoubtedly Ron Weasley, played by the charming and hilarious Rupert Grint. Since he has some of the best lines in the books and movies, I’m going to share with you my favourite Ron quotes in celebration of Rupert’s birthday – hope you get a chuckle out of them. :)
Ron: [after Harry kissed Cho] Well? How was it?
Harry: Wet. [heavily] Because she was crying.
Hermione: Cho spends half her time crying these days. She does it at mealtimes, in the loos, all over the place.
Ron: [grinning] You’d think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
Ron: I’ll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing. [lowers voice to Goyle’s low grunt, mimes writing in midair] “I… must… not… look… like… a… baboon’s… backside.”
Ron: Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?
Ron: You should write a book, translating mad things girls do, so boys can understand them.
Ron: Percy wouldn’t recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea-cosy.
Ron: [about Viktor Krum] Ruddy pumpkin head, isn’t he?
Ron: IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I’LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
Ron: That’s my girlfriend, you numpties!
Ron: And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y fronts is so important?
Ron: But you don’t give a rat’s fart, do you?
There are so many more I could add to the list, but I’ll leave it at ten. Now you tell me your favourite Ron Weasley quotes!