John Mayer Dumps Katy Perry Over Email!

MissMalini , 30 Aug 2012
John Mayer
John Mayer

Here’s another tragic sign of our times (and Britney Spears even wrote a song about it!)… When you dump your hot celebrity girlfriend over email because she’s out partying too much too often, you’re definitely hooking up in the 21st century. Yup, that’s what John Mayer did to Katy Perry. Yikes, who does that?! Anyhoo, I’d put good money on her next boyfriend being of the Vampire persuasion :) – i.e. Rob Pattinson (also freshly single and similarly wounded) who might just make a handsome shoulder to cry on, dontchya think?!
PS. Just how bad is it to breakup with someone over email? Is it better/worse than text or just completely unacceptable? Leave me a comment below!

PS. I hear her breakup hair color of choice on the cover of L’Officiel Paris is flaming orange (very Mila Jovovich of you Katy, I like.)

Katy Perry L'Officiel Paris, September | photo courtesy popoverdose.com
Katy Perry L'Officiel Paris, September | photo courtesy popoverdose.com

And she spent the weekend at the happiest place on earth, Disney World to heal her aching heart, *awww*.

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