This is meant to be a comical wish-list mind you, but if the producers happen to be listening you’re welcome in advance!
After all that self-righteous epic drama it would be such a brilliant turn around. Especially if she uses her scissors in the act and dances around the TV Trinity to “maar diya jaaye, ki chor diya jaaye, bol tere saath kya sulook kiya jaaye?”
My apologies Fishy, but I fear you may have to take one for the team. That parrot is SO annoying. Almost as much as Vrijesh Hirjee and at least he has a good chance of getting voted off!
Confessing (between sobs) that everything he has tried to teach him since the show began has just been a series of badly strung puns.
This guy needs a slap upside the head but I bet I’d like him a whole lot better if this was just a creepy facade and he was actually gay.
Unfortunately he is his own worst cock-blocker. And now he’s pissed off Urvashi Dholakia so he’s probably not going to live very long.