Sometimes, our blog posts just write themselves.
Exhibit 1: The picture that was recently emailed to us, above.
Exhibit 2: This PR note accompanying the picture. This is completely unedited, (except for our interjections in red):
[BEGIN PR NOTE] “All the best to Claudia for Khiladi 786”- Yajness Shetty
Bollywood heroines Priyanka Chopra, Kareena Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Raveena Tandon, Isha Koppikar, Karshima Kapoor, Amrita Arora, Kim Sharma and Claudia Ciesla have been trained in martial by Chitah Yajness – whether it is for a film or for personal fitness. Yajness Shetty trained Claudia Ciesla for one year, now she has done an item number in Akshay Kumar starre film, “Khiladi 786”.
Nice work slipping in your client into the list of “Bollywood heroines”! For a second, we almost believed that “Claudia Ciesla” was on par with PeeCee, Bebo and Bips! Sneaky sneaky!
Yajness Shetty believes that Girl’s body is more flexible and pliable so it is easy for girl to learn martial arts.
Too easy. Even for us.
About Claudia Ciesla, he has only words of praises, “Claudia has worked very hard. She is never late and put their hearts into the training. Martial arts depend on one’s dedication and practice. Its help in everything whether it is on professional or personal level. People feel more confident and healthy. Their body responds positively to every challenge. I suggest Martial art, Yoga and meditation to everyone. All the best to Claudia for Khiladi 786” [END OF PR NOTE]
Well, we can’t really fault Yajness here. We do love kick-ass martial arts. We’re just not sure we’d get our movie-star-karate lessons from someone who wears a Bart Simpson t-shirt to his official press shoot, and kinda dresses like him too.
Exhibit 3: The other picture in the email:
Can you just imagine the conversation he must have had with his publiscist?
PR Agent: Yo Yaj! Get your ass up, we need to do a photo shoot for Claudia Ciesla.
Yajness: Who the f*ck is Claudia Ciesla?
PR: You know, that German chick from Bigg Boss we’re gonna make famous. The one who comes to karate class in heels.
Yajness: Whatever.
PR: Anyway, pick out some cool clothes, we’re sending this out to all the major news outlets, it’s gonna be huge.
Yajness: Uhhhhh…. how about this cartoon t-shirt that came free with my Extra Large Family Pack of Milo?
PR: SWEEEEEET!! Dude, that little kid is totally awesome, you should dress just like him, the chicks will dig it!
Yajness: Really? Don’t you think it’s a little… weird?
PR: Uhhh, yeah… If by “weird” you mean “TOTALLY KICKASS!!!”
Yajness: Seriously? Man, I’m so glad I hired you bro! Otherwise, no one would ever take me seriously.
PR: Sure thing. Now let’s go make Cecilia a STAR!
Yajness: Don’t you mean Claudia?
PR: Yeah whatever.