Ok, hold everything. I was going about my day, tweeting my own business when out of nowhere, BAM in came this tweet.

funny tweets
funny tweets

*LOL* now usually when this happens I go ahead and post it on my Facebook wall so my friends can have a chuckle, but today I realised that I’m probably doing you all a diservice by denying you a guffaw or two yourself. So henceforth I do solemnly swear to share the weird tweets I get with you as well, cool? 🙂 Here are a few more gems that came in a few days ago…

funny tweets
funny tweets

Right away, obviously KunalrocksNBT. Just as soon as I find someone who matches your high standards of mindblasting humor.

funny tweets
funny tweets

Um. I have no words. Just fear. Dexter-much?

Psst! Feel free to post the funny ones YOU get in the comments below for me to read too! xoxo

FYI, Jimmy Kimmel started this awesome segment on his show where he gets Hollywood celebrities to read out mean tweets about themselves, it’s awesome, so enjoy 🙂

PS. The world’s first tweet was sent seven years ago on March 21st 2006! Oops missed that Twanniversary by two days. dear Twitter, happy belated birthday!

World's first tweet
World’s first tweet