For those of you who wondered where the expression ‘catatonic’ originated, haven’t you ever thought that the ‘cat’ needs her ‘tonic’ once in awhile? Preferably milk. Cheers!
Most people say cats are self-centered. And that is a good thing really. Isn’t the whole point of spirituality to find the peace within? Not going to find it within Tommy the dog am I? Thus are we firmly centered in our selves.
Yes! That’s where the expression ‘cat in the bag’ came from! Not to exposing silly truths. We use expressions directly. No meta’furs’ here.
It’s alright to play with us us for awhile but unless you bribe us with fish like those dolphins at SeaWorld, it’s not happening dude. Motivation. That’s the key.
Long before there was Batman there was Catman. Batman comes out at night and destroys all ‘vice’. Catman, well, he destroys all ‘mice’.
For those of you who go back home when you see a black cat, you’re terribly racist. Would you do the same if a white cat crossed the road? No. And you don’t even belong to the cat ‘race’. Went home? Good. Stay there!
Don’t place mirrors in front of us when you’re not holding us. It makes us think that there’s really another cat in there. A cat that mimics us. Not cool.
People actually design their houses around us when we are sleeping. It gives that much character to them.
You guys have Santa Clause and we have Santa Claws. It’s the human tradition to give and Santa Claws only takes, in the cat tradition. So better feed him if you find him. Or, well, ‘he’ won’t get any gifts!
The term ‘cool cat’ should not be used at random for silly idiots. Kindly reserve it for those worthy of being bestowed with ‘cathood’, like MissMalini. One cool cat! Meow.