10 Hilarious Royal Baby Name Suggestions

10 Hilarious Royal Baby Name Suggestions

Rashmi Daryanani
Kanye West (photo | @Buzzfeed)
Kanye West (photo | @Buzzfeed)

Ever since the announcement of the Royal Baby’s birth – before, even – Twitter has been abuzz with suggestions for baby names. That, of course, gave everyone the opportunity to be a Twitter comic themselves, and the result was some of the funniest name options. Here’s hoping Will and Kate are listening!

1) Severus

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

Snape would approve.

2) Weasley

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

Because one Harry Potter reference isn’t enough.

3) You Know Who

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

… nor are two, actually. (But I am completely in favour of referring to this baby as “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” until they actually do announce a name.)

4) Blanket

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

What would Michael Jackson say?

5) Wilson

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

Pretty ingenious, if you think of it.

6) Pi

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

Geek jokes are the best jokes.

7) Simba

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

This joke was waiting to be made.

8) Fresh

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

… as was this one.

9) Any fruit/place/object

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

Gwyneth Paltrow approves.

10) Kong

Royal Baby name options
Royal Baby name options

This… this would be AMAZING.

Heard any funnier ones? Post them in the comments!