Even though I believe that our movies may have irreparably ruined my love life, I still live in some form of hope – hope that, one day, the perfect one will come along as if he just walked out of a Yash Chopra Bollywood film. The idea of this sparked a long discussion amongst us girls in the office, and led to the creation of the Bollywood Husband Checklist – qualities a guy must have in order to be the Bollywood man of our dreams. Yes, you’re welcome; feel free to print out this list and attach it with those arranged marriage proposals your parents are hell-bent on sending out.
This is the first step, kyunki pyar dosti hai. Agar woh mera sabse acha dost nahin ban sakta, toh main usse kabhi pyaar kar hi nahin sakti.
Because it would really suck if I wanted to have my big Bollywood moment but ended up falling flat on the platform instead.
If there’s one thing about Bollywood movies I’d like to make real, this is it: the ability to go (read: teleport) to exotic locations just to sing a love song.
Everyone can do dinner and a movie, but how many are willing to go through the efforts to do it this way?
We’re sort of a strange bunch, but he’s going to have to be able to deal with everyone!
‘Cause things can get rough, but it’s okay if someone’s by your side.
I don’t know about you, but I can go off on some weird tangents at times. And I need someone who’ll be able to listen, regardless.
Because love is in the tiny details.
So my dad’s probably not going to make you work at a quarry to earn 2000rs a month, but the principle still stands.
What would you add to your checklist?