The year gone by saw many Bollywood personalities make us go WTF? With their obtuse sense of dressing, their reactions to media reports on themselves and their antics on social networking sites.
More often than not, they grabbed eyeballs for all the wrong reasons.
So, while they may or may not make New Year resolutions for 2014, we at Team MissMalini suggest a few on their behalf. And in a few cases, these resolutions would actually end up benefiting us (the public) as well.
Read our list of 5 New Year’s resolutions for Bollywood for 2014:
“I will wear a cover-all on a beach, even if I’m in an exotic foreign locale.”
On the face of it, Katrina Kaif was most upset about being clicked in a bikini while on holiday with Ranbir Kapoor in Ibiza, earlier this year. But according to our sources, she was happy with the bikini leak, if only to prove a point to her ex beau, Salman Khan.
“I will re-write the Kama Sutra. Vatsyayana knew nothing compared to the positions I can do!”
After much titillation on Twitter, Poonam finally showed us that she can actually re-write the ancient Kama Sutra. Posting a flurry of pictures of herself in contortionist positions, Poonam vamped it up for her followers in February 2013.
“I won’t raid Ekta’s make-up kit… or the Joker’s wardrobe!”
Best known for showing off his (man) boobs in Kyaa Super Kool Hai Hum, Tusshar had us go WTF once again when he made a public appearance wearing loads of pancake and a purple velvet jacket. Joker much, Tusshar?
“I will spend some good money and invest in a classy wardrobe AND hire a fabulous stylist!”
Choreographer and reality show judge, Terence Lewis, is a regular on our list of worst dressed people. His OTT choice of dressing makes us wince and reach out for our darkest glares to keep us from being blinded by his bedazzling wardrobe. Toning it down a tad in 2014 would be much appreciated, Terence!
“I will try my hardest to keep all my clothes on in 2014!”
In 2012, Sherlyn Chopra made headlines when she tweeted nude behind-the-scenes pix of her Playboy shoot (we are yet to see them published in the iconic magazine). Then, she teased her followers with a no-holds-barred picture of herself doing unmentionable things with a cucumber.
And in 2013, she went topless in the promo video for her debut film, Kama Sutra 3D.
With neither her Playboy shoot nor her film having seen the light of day (yet), let’s hope Sherlyn keeps her clothes on in 2014. After all, there’s really nothing left to show-off!