Hold EVERYTHING. Team MissMalini just recruited a NEW insider and you won’t BELIEVE who she is! Obviously I can’t tell you, but I can tell you this, she’s the ghost of Bollywood past, who probably knows too much. So ask away in the comments below. Love, MM xoxo
MissMalini: Question for MIB, everyone has wondered what REALLY went on between Rekha and Amitabh Bachchan all these years (yet somehow it remains one of Bollywood’s greatest unsolved mysteries…) what’s the deal? Especially since they were all recently spotted making nice with each other. Do you know? What have you heard. Please tell us Malice, you’re our only hope.
Malice in Blunderland: The reality of what really went on between Big B. and Rekha I often think is a mystery kept alive by Rekha herself to prop her flagging career and her desire to stay in the news and keep her allure alive.
As for the photographs that recently appeared in the media of the three of them – It was nice to see Jaya Bachchan for once looking not so pissed off and Amitabh not running away. Maybe they are learning from the younger stars like Shah Rukh Khan & Arjun Rampal who are openly flaunting their extra marital affairs – real or not.
Industrywalla: Also one follow up on Rekha, have they been in touch over the years? Does she have a room devoted to him?
MIB: Yes they have been spotted together on some industrialists private plane attending some not so private functions a few times. As for room devoted to him – I doubt if anyone but her secretary Farzana has seen it. It is a myth propagated by Rekha’s Radha Krishna fantasy of uunrequited love. No agarbattis at this hokum altar please.
MM: Also please give us some old school gossip that was all the rage and perhaps remains unexplained?
MIB: Ghosts don’t dwell in the past – we are timeless.
MM: Are any marriages in Bollywood safe? Does one stand out to your mind as unscathed? And who got burnt the most?
MIB: Marriage is no longer a game of bulls and cows. Mooing is passé and nobody tolerates bullshit anymore… If anybody is smug and thinks their marriage is different from any other they are going to be in for surprises. Don’t tell me MIB didn’t warn you!
So there you have it, piping hot from the horses mouth, post your questions for Malice in Blunderland in the comments below and I’ll get her to answer them. Remember, it’s kind of like playing with a Bollywood Ouija board so ask only the questions you’re prepared to hear the ghastly, *oops* I mean ghostly truth about! (See what I did there?)