10 Fabulous Fashion Insults (Can You Handle Number 4?)

Marv D'Souza , 12 Jun 2014
You Can't Sit With Us
You Can’t Sit With Us

You know how you love those witty one-liner insults from your favourite movie or series? You wait for the day when you could use it on someone in the same context! But what if fate had another plan and someone blurted a mean one-liner out to you?! Here are some epic fashion insults, we wish never come your way!

What would you say if some said this to you?

1. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

Haw! That’s a mean one from Mean Girls. Beware of those perfume sprayers at mall. If your gal pal is a mean girl and the smell troubles her, she just might be honest. #Frenemy

Mean Girls
Mean Girls

2. “You Have no style or sense of fashion.”

This would hurt, irrespective if it was shot by Miranda Priestley of The Devil Wears Prada or not!

The Devil Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Prada

3. “You look like a homeless person!”

Hobo Chic is one thing and looking like a homeless person is another. Beware of a fashion b*tch who knows the difference and will say it out loud.

Michael Kors calls it as he sees it on Project Runway
Michael Kors calls it as he sees it on Project Runway

4. “You’ve Been running away from bad taste?”

You think your choice is adorable but the world is filled with different people. And then, someone like Karen Walker of Will & Grace will come along and shatters the illusion.

Karen Walker in Will & Grace
Karen Walker in Will & Grace

5. “Even When i sit next to her, all i smell is just b*tch.”

Because some people are mean and some smell it!

An honest contestant on America's Next Top Model
An honest contestant on America’s Next Top Model

 6. “She pretty from afar, but up close…”

It’s a backhanded compliment, or insult really! Like calling somehow a moon, not because he/she is luminous but because of the spots. *Ouch*

Clueless
Clueless

7. “My eyes are starving for beauty!”

Sure, this was funny on The September Issue but what if he said it to my face! (I’d cry and then punch him)

The September Issue
The September Issue

8. “Snow beautifully hides EVERYTHING… even ugliness.”

Good for snow lovers, sucks for those considered “ugly”. #Burn

Ugly Betty
Ugly Betty

9. “Frigid B*tch!”

It’s scary when they know exactly what to say and how to say it, when it’s said.

Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde

10.  “I’m Better than you and you can’t sit with us!”

It may or may not be true, but they have what it takes. It’s called style!

Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl

But then, you have the chance to throw it back because the ball is now in your court! Serve it like you mean it.

Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous

So what’s the nastiest fashion related insult that you’ve come across? Tell us in the comments below!

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