The "Others" on Facebook. Creepiness Revisited!

MissMalini , 24 Jun 2014
said no woman ever
said no woman ever

Have you recently (or ever) explored the “Others” inbox on your Facebook? Wait, before you do, first make some popcorn and prepare a barf bag! In the past I’ve blogged several of these randos and their desperate (admittedly hilarious) pick up lines. So I figured it was time for fresh batch! Direct from the inboxes of Team MissMalini‘s staff. (Yes, received by both the girls and the boys, because Facebook creepiness knowns no bounds!)

IN THE YEAR 2014, A DECADE SINCE FACEBOOK WAS INVENTED, I GIVE YOU “THE OTHERS!”

PS. Hit play for a soundtrack to this blog :), thanks Gigi!

Mr. Distracted
Mr. Distracted

I like how he gets all self-riteous and upset on her behalf for the creepy friendship requests she must be getting and then proceeds to provide his BBM pin. Classic.

God logic
God logic

I’m confused. Does this include a free trip to Kerela?

why so beautiful
why so beautiful

Yes, why.

stumbled upon
stumbled upon

I barely got through the first paragraph before my head exploded from all the “SMS lingo” – you?!

never give up
never give up

Never.

Mr. Genuine
Mr. Genuine

First of all his Facebook profile and his name don’t match. Shady much? He’s donna be pretty “despondent” now. Oh well.

The Sindhian
The Sindhian

Sindhi girls for President!

Small Shahid
Small Shahid

That’s just all kinds of amazing :)

Dr. Dopamine
Dr. Dopamine

Vaughn Bell once called Dopamine the Kim Kardashian of molecules. True story.

English Honours
English Honours

Olwez and 4eva.

Google Tanslate
Google Tanslate

I’m told it’s Swahili.

Ek SMS

One missed call.

Miss Hanna
Miss Hanna

Han-na bolo bolo?

Mr. Butt Dialer
Mr. Butt Dialer

 asdfghjkl.

What was YOUR last creepy “other” like? Leave me a comment below and let me know!

Read: If You’re Creepy and You Know it… (Raise Your Hand.)
Also read: If You’re Creepy and You Know it! (And You Really Wanna Show It…)

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