#MonsoonAtPalladium
#MonsoonAtPalladium

You might have noticed that last weekend my Instagram & Twitter was ALL about an epic staycation we took right here in Mumbai at the swanky Palladium Hotel in Lower Parel. In fact, Nowshad was SO inspired he’s finally started Instagramming regularly (and damn he’s good!) Anyway, you can get all the deets of our itinerary and stuff here, but read on for the things we LOVED (ALL 27 of them!) and do the right thing and book yourself a “pamper me” holiday right here in Bombay STAT! xoxo

GO ON A VIDEO TOUR OF OUR STAYCATION:

1. Pimp My Ride

Our escort to and from the staycation happened to be a swanky Mercedes-Benz with a sun roof. The best part? It was Wi-Fi enabled! #geekchic

Wi-Fi enabled pick up
Wi-Fi enabled pick up

2. Welcome Chocolate

As Nowshad astutely observed, these were quite literally the most welcoming chocolates we’ve ever seen 🙂

welcome chocolates
welcome chocolates

3. Settling In

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Our suite upgrade (yes, sweet also works!) was wonderful because suddenly you had 2 rooms to play in (and I do like to set up all my gadgets to charge in one place with enough plug points around! #bloggerproblems)

Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites
Palladium suites

Also, as I mentioned in my Insta travel tip, the secret to truly enjoying your hotel room is unpacking completely 🙂

PS. Loved the little dressing table set up for mirror selfie fun!

MissMalini's mirror time
MissMalini’s mirror time

4. Room With a View

Um, when’s the last time you looked out a window and saw THIS #nofilter?

view from the 23rd floor
view from the 23rd floor

The Palladium Hotel has the most stunning views of the Race Course, just perfect for watching the world get drenched outside from the luxury of your rainy day coziness!

Psst! The view from the last stall in the ladies’ room at Li Bai is equally impressive. It’s like you’re outside!

5. TWO Tender Coconuts

tender coconuts
tender coconuts

Refreshing and delicious. But apparently my husband is a 12-year-old so…

Nowshad being 12
Nowshad being 12

Which reminds me, Deepika Padukone also likes lovely tender coconuts #justsaying

6. Chai Time

chai time
chai time

I am a firm believer that monsoons in Mumbai (or anywhere really) MUST be enjoyed plonked lazily on a sofa, by a window, with a cup of tea and a basket of warm pakodas. So picture this! The Chef (more on him later!) arrives as a surprise to our suite to deliver a delightful selection of fried treats and tea! #FTW

chai and pakodas
chai and pakodas
pakodas
pakodas
chilli and sauces
chilli and sauces

7. The Tub

the tub
the tub

It had a pillow in it. ‘Nuff said.

8. Staycation Mode

My friend Saher Bhaloo (whose birthday weekend it was) is adorable and this was the moment she realized she was truly in a staycation state of mind. We had just descended for lunch onto the 9th floor when she glanced down and realized she had worn her comfy bedroom slippers right out of her hotel room. So cute!

Saher's staycation mode
Saher’s staycation mode

9. Hanging OUT at Lunch

How clever that lunch at Seven Kitchens comes equipped to handle even your most unexpected fashion needs! When we arrived the waiter appeared with a foldable table handbag hanger to prop Saher’s bag on. Trés chic!

bag hanger
bag hanger

10. Corona Pyaar Hai

Is there really ANYTHING more refreshing than a cold-as-ice Corona? Plus, THIS was the precise moment Nowshad discovered he finally loves Instagram, follow him @nrizwanu 🙂 yay!

Carona pyaar hai
Corona pyaar hai

11. Suuuuusssssshhhhiiiiiiiiii

The all-you-can-eat kind at buffet lunch was absolutely stellar.

Sushi at 7 Kitchens
Sushi at Seven Kitchens
Sushi at 7 Kitchens
Sushi at Seven Kitchens
Sushi at 7 Kitchens
Sushi at Seven Kitchens

(I think its also because they’re currently running massive trials for Yuuka, their soon-to-be-launched Sushi & Sake spot on the 37th floor and importing the stuff right from Japan! Delicious.)

new Japanese restaurant
new Japanese restaurant

12. Belgian Bliss

Belgian bliss
Belgian bliss

I admit it, I’m no foodie (that’s all Nowshad) but OMG the dessert selection at Seven Kitchens was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory crazy! No matter what you do, do NOT leave that place without trying the Belgian Bliss chocolate ice-cream. (You can thank me later.)

13. Chef Hazel Eyes

That’s right, the Seven Kitchens Chef (who hand delivered our tea) has green eyes. It’s really quite riveting and since all 4 of us commented on this individually I had to put it in my list 🙂

Chef and MissMalini
Chef and MissMalini

PS. We asked him what he loves best on the menu and he smiled and said, “the jalebis” don’t you love him a little more now?

14. “HI”, Tea

I love three-tier snack trays and the one at Palladium is particularly delish. While they have a wide variety of teas to chose from, I went desi with a masala chai and devoured everything from the chocolate eclair to the prosciutto and melon snack. Yum!

High Tea at Palladium
High Tea at Palladium

15. Hello Cello

There’s something delightfully haunting about cello music. Also the fact that the performer was playing the piano remotely through her iPhone was mad cool.

cello artist
cello artist

16. The Princess & The Fog

Mekong
Mekong

Dinner at Mekong included wake-me-up Espresso Martinis that were as delicious as they were potent. #WideAwakeAndLovingIt I went for my fave pink drink – The Crosmo (a Cosmo with a berry twist!)

MissMalini's Crosmo
MissMalini’s Crosmo

Nowshad got fancy with special effects, that the bartender was somehow even able to recreate in the bustle of Li Bai later that night!

the fog
the fog

Now THAT’s mixology! Also my friend Bavidra tried the Dirty Martini and was most impressed. #BisforBond

dirty martini
dirty martini

Clearly the bar staff knows their stuff! Well done boys 🙂 Simply World Class!

Li Bai bartenders
Li Bai bartenders

Meanwhile, Nowshad perfected his Instragramming skills 🙂

Nowshad's Instagram
Nowshad’s Instagram
Nowshad's Instagram
Nowshad’s Instagram

17. What The Duck?

Peking Duck
Peking Duck

We’ve been to Mekong once before and without-a-doubt the food has only gotten BETTER! The Peking Duck especially was to-die-for-delicious and I wouldn’t miss the edemame truffle dumplings if I were you!

18. #LoveAtLiBai

MissMalini & Nowshad at Li Bai
MissMalini & Nowshad at Li Bai

All through the next two months look out for amazing offers and contest prizes at Palladium. In fact one of my lucky blog readers won an luxurious cocktail evening for two at Li Bai just yesterday 🙂

19. Beat It

Nowshad, MissMalini, Bavidra and Saher
Nowshad, MissMalini, Bavidra and Saher

Buddy staycations are so much fun! The four of us hopped between Exo and Li Bai for the remainder of the night before going up to watch Holland beat Costa Rica in the World Cup (Go Holland!) Li Bai had a killer percussionist on deck along with the DJ and he was awesome sauce, watch!

20. Owl You Can Eat

Seven Kitchens
Seven Kitchens

FYI, they have an Owl Menu on offer at Seven Kitchens after midnight if you get the munchies. We were in a food coma from Mekong so we skipped it but next time I’m definitely checking it out!

21. BREAKFAST DELIVERY & Bathrobe Bliss

Is there anything comfier in life than a hotel room bathrobe? I didn’t think so. Which is why I spent most of Sunday morning dressed like this. (Yup, THAT’s my sleepy face!)

bathrobe bills
bathrobe bliss

And since I’m always torn between sleeping in and not missing the breakfast buffet, how awesome is it to get it delivered right to your room on a sleepy monsoon Sunday morning?

in-room breakfast
in-room breakfast

FYI, the bathrobe selection also came in a kimono print for the stylishly inclined and the spa robes for girls were right out of OB1’s wardrobe in Star Wars!

The Spa robes
The Spa robes

22. Bling Bling Banquets

tour posing
tour posing

On day two we took a little tour of the property in an attempt to work up an appetite for brunch and perfect our filmy poses 🙂 and of course I yelled, “stop! #letmetakeaselfie.”

banquet tour
banquet tour

I was amazed by just how many banquet rooms they have and the fact that Bappi Lahiri would give each one a double thumbs up 😛

Palladium banquets
Palladium banquets
beautiful bling
beautiful bling

I mean the chandeliers, mirrored tiling and massive banquet halls were overwhelmingly awesome (here’s a flashblog of the GQ Best Dressed Party that happened there too). Meanwhile, all I could think about was how this place was just begging for a game of hide and seek and I see why Lakmé Fashion Week is moving in 🙂 so perhaps I will find a way to play at LFW! #WinWin

23. Breakfast, Lunch, Brunch & Dinner

MissMalini at Seven Kitchens brunch
MissMalini at Seven Kitchens brunch

I have decided, THAT is how all future Sundays should be lived. So of course we went back to Seven Kitchens for their enormous Sunday Brunch spread. One of the things that everyone agreed upon was the fact that NOTHING beats fresh orange juice, nothing. Not even Moet! So we decided not to play favourites and made Champagne Mimosas instead 😛

7 Kitchens brunch
Seven Kitchens brunch
7 Kitchens brunch
7 Kitchens brunch

Psst! Here’s a peak at what’s for brunch.

24. Just Jaydev

Our waiter at Seven Kitchens was all kinds of awesome. Not only was he all cute and cuddly, Jaydev paid special attention to all our favourite things and made sure we had them before we even knew we wanted them the next day at brunch! Take for example this pink sorbet daiquiri he made me, simply because he remembered I love pink, awwwww!

MissMalini at Seven Kitchens brunch
MissMalini at Seven Kitchens brunch

25. Happy Birthday, Desi Style

Since it was Saher’s pre-birthday weekend we got the band to sing for her at brunch. Both Saher and Bavidra agreed that the Indian version of Happy Birthday is WAY cooler than the original. (Just wait till they hear this!)

26. The Spa-tacular

spa selfie
spa selfie

This was potentially the highlight of our trip. The Spa at The Palladium falls in my top 2 spa experiences in Mumbai hands down. We even took a little swim in the jacuzzi to warm up and the couples massage rooms had their own personal tubs too!

spa jacuzzi
spa jacuzzi
spa goodies
spa goodies

Just so you know, the one hour deep tissue spa massage is incredibly luxurious and relaxing. Think out-of-body experience guaranteed to put you in an amazing mood for the rest of your week! We emerged from The Spa completely rejuvenated and refreshed ourselves. Well done Palladium! #massagemagnificence

spa junkies
spa junkies

Oh and we had these supercool service bells as well 🙂 #tingting

the spa bell
the spa bell

27. Dip Dip

Palladium poolside
Palladium poolside

Unfortunately we ran out of time to hit the pool but we sat by it for a while. The temperature seemed just perfect and the infinity view too. Deffy helps that its 10 levels up!

Palladium poolside
Palladium poolside

While we dipped, the boys took a power nap!

Palladium poolside
Palladium poolside

After that our chauffeur-driven Benz dropped us off to watch Shiamak Davar‘s Selcouth dance show at the NCPA where Bollywood hottie and Twitter-newbie Arjun Kapoor happened to be in the audience and retweeted my blog about it, yay!

@arjunk26
@arjunk26

So would I recommend this staycation? Oh hells ya! Leave a comment below if you want deets and like I said, follow @StayAtPalladium to win an awesome stay-cation grand prize at The Palladium Hotel yourself and don’t forget to hashtag #MonsoonAtPalladium while you’re at it! xoxo