Guys! We get it. Approaching a woman sometimes isn’t the easiest of tasks and a lot of people would argue that the ever so famous pick-up line could be a great conversation starter. Especially when you’re at a gathering, wondering how to approach that girl you find interesting. But, hey, hold your horses. If you’re going to use those pre-packaged, cliched lines on her, you might as well just avoid talking to her because, come on! Nothing is more annoying than cheese overload. Right, ladies? Here’s our list of top ten pick-up lines that you most definitely should stay away from. You can thank us later. *lol*
So, boys… Listen up and take note!
1. So.. how would you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?
This is by far the WORST pick-up line I have heard and have unfortunately witnessed someone using. Made me cringe!
2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
This just screams TACKY! Anybody agree?
3. IS THAT A SHOVEL IN YOUR BACK POCKET? ‘CAUSE I’M DIGGIN’ THAT ASS.
4. Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
You can be sure this girl is going to run away from you this very instant. No kidding.
5. DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN?
So, I just called Domino’s but they told me they ran out of cheese, because you’ve USED IT ALL UP! Get the drift? Overkill.
6. Nice legs; what time do they open?
I’m going to be surprised if you weren’t smacked across the face!
7. Is your father a baker? Because you have really nice buns.
Nu-uh! You didn’t just say that.
8. DO YOU HAVE A SUNBURN OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY THIS HOT?
…… Why? Just, why?
9. if i gave you a nickel, would you tickle my pickle?
Crude.. and how!
10. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHOEA. I JUST CAN’T HOLD IT IN!
Did this make you go WTF too? :P
Bonus: 11. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimist FINE!
Now now now… Good try! ;)
While you’re at it, here, watch these hilarious videos that teach you how to Approach women!
But if you want to take some inspiration from Bollywood, here are some of our favourite romantic lines. Now, you guys tell us.. what’s the best or the worst pick-up line you’ve heard? We want to know! Drop us a comment below. :)