The 7 Types Of Exes We've All Had!

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If there’s one thing some of us have become by now, it’s a relationship expert. *LOL* Just kidding! I don’t think that’s ever going to be possible, but we’ve all been through heartbreak and have had at least one ex girlfriend or boyfriend. So, we, at MissMalini, have taken up the mammoth task (not) of listing the 7 types of exes there are. Here goes!

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1. LETS BE FRIENDS

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Baby, it’s not you, it’s me. I need to work on myself, but let’s be friends?

2. THE STALKER

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Follows you on Facebook? Check. Follows you on Twitter? Check. Follows you on Instagram? Check. You get it, don’t you? Basically follows you on every social media platform there is. This person can even create a fake account just to watch your every move and know what you’re up to.

3. THE FIRST LOVE

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It’s true what they say. Your first love is always hard to forget! You’ll always have a special corner for them in your heart. (Whether you like it or not.)

3. THE JEALOUS EX

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Will think they’re doing you a favour by sabotaging your current relationship, but honestly, I think this kind of ex needs help immediately. *LOL*

4. THE ONE THAT BEHAVES LIKE THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER EXISTED

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5. THE ONE THAT DISAPPEARED. *POOF!*

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You have no idea if this person is dead or alive. Remember how quickly they came into your life and took over it? Yup, they’ve disappeared just as quickly.

6. THE BOOTY CALL

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You know, when some itches need to be scratched sometimes? We know only too well how this no strings attached thing going on here will end up. :P

7. THE YO-YO

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Break up – Make up – Break up – Make up – Break up – Make up. Vicious cycle.

Do you relate to these? Have you had any exes like these in the past? We want to hear. Do let us know in the comments below! :D