5 Signs That Prove You Are Secretly Jughead Jones!

Shreemi Verma , 13 Sep 2014
Jughead
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So this one time, my friend was clearing her closet and was planning to throw away the books and comics, which made me rather sad. I’m sure she was sad too because well she looked sad, but that’s besides the point. The point is, I managed to convince her to not sell it to a raddiwala and make some money of it. Instead, I asked her to donate it to people who really need the stuff, that person is me! Anyway, I somehow managed to convince her and now I have a stash of Archie Comics, most of which I have read. After re-reading the digests, I have come to the conclusion that I’m not the Betty or the Veronica I always thought I was, I’m actually Jughead Jones! So ladies and gents, here are 5 sureshot signs that will convince you that you are Jughead Jones too! Read on!

1) Calling you lazy is a gross understatement
Jughead Jones
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I’m tired after writing one line.

2) You don’t really ‘get’ the opposite sex
Jughead and Ethel
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Jughead and Ethel
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I mean, why even bother?

3) Your pet is your animal counterpart
Jughead and Hot Dog
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Doggies are the best!

4) You are brutally honest.
Jughead Jones
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You do rock, you just can’t help it!

5) Food does this to you
Jughead
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Yum.

Jughead
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Drool.

Jughead
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This can go on forever!

So tell me, how many of you guys are secretly Jughead Jones? I know I am for sure!

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