A Definite Ranking Of Pretentious Movie Reviews By Kanan Gill & Biswa Kalyan Rath!

A Definite Ranking Of Pretentious Movie Reviews By Kanan Gill & Biswa Kalyan Rath!

Shreemi Verma
Kannan Gill and Biswa Kalyan Rath
Kannan Gill and Biswa Kalyan Rath

It’s been a while since the duo who made reviewing movies the funniest thing ever have come up with a new Pretentious Movie Review. Yes, I’m talking about Kanan Gill and Biswa Kalyan Rath who have made us laugh our backsides off with their hilarious movie reviews of the weirdest films Bollywood has produced, and boy, we have produced many! So as I (and many other people) patiently wait until they tweet about their new movie review, I decided to rank their best reviews. Add your ranking in the comments section too!

8) Hum Saath Saath Hain

Don’t get me wrong, the Hum Saath Saath Hain review was hilarious especially the whole Sanskar Pvt. Ltd. thing, but being a fan of these guys I expected more out of a movie which had so much scope to be made fun off! Saying that, their weakest is many people’s strongest work, so check out the review and sing ABCDEFGHI JKLM NOPQRSTUVWX YZ, I love you with me!

7) Aabra Ka Daabra

Bollywood attempted to make Harry Potter. Only instead of the actors, the focus was more on Parle G biscuits. Some trippy shit going on there!

6) Aap ka Suroor

Himesh Reshammiya’s debut movie. He went on to act in 7 more movies after this! Why didn’t these guys come up with Pretentious Reviews back when Himesh thought that he could act?

5) Tum Mere Ho

Aamir Khan‘s dark past caught up with him when Kanan and Biswa decided to unearth this treasure. Tum Mere Ho should be made into a mandatory viewing exercise for the people who have committed the most heinous crimes.

4) Gunda

Boy is your name Bulla, because whenever I look at you I think I need to run for my life.

3) Jaani Dushman

Because it was through this review that I discovered the genius of Pretentious Movie Reviews, and also because it was through this movie I realised how much I love horrible movies!

2) Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon


1) Prem Aggan

Haseen dard, the exercise song, Jay Mehta Gay Mehta…I mean this review is the one which deserves to sit on the Iron Throne! This review is as fine as Walter White’s blue meth! This review is as perfect as Monica‘s turkey sandwich!

Here’s my list. Now tell me yours :)