It’s a very proud day for India as ISRO’s Mangalyaan made its way into Mars’ orbit, making it Asia’s first successful mission to Mars! The fact that they made the device at 1/4th of the standard cost (and that we beat China to it!) makes this success even more sweet, don’t you think? Apart from the euphoria of being from the country who managed this feat (this entire space mission cost less than the budget of the movie Gravity which was ALSO about a space mission to Mars, but you know…on-screen) I love how funny ISRO’s twitter account is! Knowing that the guys behind this amazing feat have a brilliant sense of humour, I present them this list of people we’d really want to send away to Mars. They’ve done enough damage to Earth and our brains!
1) Dolly Bindra
Look at her closely. This is what nightmares are made of. Actually… no wait!
Now you get what I’m talking about? On a serious note, I’m no one to fat-shame anyone and that is totally against whatever I believe in. It’s not her body. It’s her antics, language and all that jazz! I mean she set such a benchmark that every annoying person in the Bigg Boss house (I know there are many) are called the ‘Dolly Bindra‘ of the house. Yea, definitely needs to be sent away…far away.
2) Khap Panchayat
Women shouldn’t wear jeans or carry mobile phones? Rapes are caused by eating chowmein and watching TV? I mean these guys have spread so much knowledge, their pearls of wisdom are really needed in Mars. I’m sure the atmosphere which is unfit for human beings will suit them best.
3) Sajid Khan
Bro the moment Humshakals released, you had booked your place to be sent away to Mars.
4) Justin Bieber
Just go away man.
5) Raghu Ram
Isn’t it time to make a Roadies version in Mars? Yes, it is!
6) Rakhi Sawant
She dressed like a parrot while she campaigned for elections. She created a scene wherever she went. Now I think it’s time to spread the ‘Jejus‘ knowledge in Mars.
7) Veena Malik
I think Fawad Khan is the best Pakistani import we have. We don’t need more! Do we?
8) Chris Brown
What a douche! Just go away, go anywhere! Mars, Jupiter, Timbuktu. Wherever.
What do you think? Who should it be?
Again, congratulations ISRO! You have made every Indian so proud! 😀