Vikram Sathaye
Vikram Sathaye

Vikram Sathaye has the distinction of being the first English Standup Comedian in India and has performed in more than 1,200 corporate events across the world in the last 11 years. His TV stints include being a TV Presenter during the World Cup in 2003, Champions Trophy 2004, and the ICC World Cup 2011. His standup repertoire includes everything from sports, politics, current affairs, Bollywood, popular culture, and even solutions for marital disputes. So obviously when writes a book, you know it’s going to be hilarious to say the least! So prepare yourself for Vikram Sathaye’s How Sachin Destroyed My Life, it’s gonna be a fun ride. Here are 7 reasons to prove it!

1) He tells you why Sehwag whistles while he bats!

Virendra Sehwag
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Who wouldn’t want to know about this?

2) He will reveal what Dhoni listens to on the massage table!

Dhoni
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Interesting….

3) He informs us why Mandira Bedi cried during World Cup 2003!

Mandira Bedi
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Her saaris (actually the noodle strap) made headlines,why would she cry?

4) He imparts knowledge on how reading books helped Dravid perform better!

Rahul Dravid
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Who knew that the king of my heart Rahul Dravid was book nerd! Someone save my heart from melting.

5) He explains why Ian Chappell pulled up Harsha Bhogle

Ian Chappell and Harsha Bhogle
Ian Chappell and Harsha Bhogle

Gossip!!!!!!

6) He confides why Yuvraj won’t teach English to the Punjab team!

Yuvraj Singh
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Maybe because he heard ‘Amplifier‘ and he knew he can’t save his fellow Punjabis after that!

On that note…

Main tera Amplifier fiaaaaar!

7) We will finally know how Sachin mentally pushes himself when tired!

Sachin Tendulkar
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Sachiiiinnnn! Sachiiinnn!!!!

And, the Master Blaster himself, Sachin Tendulkar wrote the forward for this amazing book! I mean really why are you wasting your time reading this when you can just get your copy of How Sachin Destroyed My Life!  Thank me later 🙂