Upen Patel, Arya Babbar, Sushant Divgikar
Upen Patel, Arya Babbar, Sushant Divgikar

So for the first time in like 8 years since its inception, I watched Bigg Boss! Fun, isn’t it? It’s not, actually, because damn – this thing was difficult to write down! Not that I don’t know what goes down in the Bigg Boss 8 house… I mean, hello! We have insanely fun recaps of every episode by Priyam Saha and because of that I don’t even have to bother watching the show. But because she’s in Delhi and because I am a nice person, you guys will have to suffer my version of a Bigg Boss 8 recap. Don’t hesitate to correct me if I’m wrong (I know you won’t), but don’t be THAT mean in your comments either (I know you won’t).

Superheroes Vs Supervillains
Superheroes Vs Supervillains

After a chaotic day 1 of this Superheroes vs Supervillains luxury budget task, the colourful contestants of Bigg Boss 8 (I really don’t know why I called them colourful… maybe I like the term colourful contestants, adds ‘colour‘ to their personality! Get it, get it?) remained in their respective teams because they’re cool like that. Like, Gautam Gulati was totally smug about how his team members are the Supervillains and they don’t do ‘good things‘, oooh. There’s a lot of tension on both sides though, everyone seems to be really angry. Why, I wonder!

Puneet Issar-Grumpy Cat
Puneet Issar-Grumpy Cat

Look at Puneet Issar getting all Duryodhan on everyone. Notice the similarity between him and grumpy cat? You do, don’t you? He seemed cool chilling with Gautam, though, ‘thussing‘ everyone. Also, ‘Superhero matlab sant nahi hain hum log‘ – good job Karishma Tanna, you explained the plot of The Dark Knight in one line!

Poor Superheroes tried rather valiantly to protect some weird flag they had hoisted, but the Supervillains surrounded them with some coal/fire bucket which the heroes destroyed with the power of WATER! (Should really start watching this show more; it’s like Captain Planet out there.)

Sonali Raut, Gautam Gulati
Sonali Raut, Gautam Gulati

While extinguishing this fire bucket, Diandra Soares and Sonali Raut got into a cat-fight… actually, cat-fight seems rather tame, let’s call it tigress-fight. Yes. Bigg Boss was so over with this sh*t that he decided to intervene and disqualify the second leg of the task on a whole! The matter didn’t end there as the colourful contestants (I can’t stop, I won’t stop) had to take sides. By evening, though, most of them calmed down and peace was restored.

Diandra Soares
Diandra Soares

The big reveal happened at the end of the show! You know the reveal we told you about early in the morning? Ali Quli Mirza made his smashing wild card entry debut in the Bigg Boss 8 house.

Ali Quli Mirza
Ali Quli Mirza

I really hope these guys know that things will be rather unexpected from now on in this house. I figured it out in one hour, and since they seem bright and colourful enough (what is the matter with me?!), they will soon know that the Bigg Boss 8 house is dark and full of terror. Have you selected your favourites yet?