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Rickshaws and I have a love-hate relationship. They’re like those douchebag boyfriends who refuse to acknowledge you when you’re pining for their attention, but swarm around like flies when you decide that you’re better off without them. Seriously, for the longest time I was under the impression that I am a rickshaw-repellent (apart from being a man-repellent, of course) because they’d just say no! But, if they do feel benevolent and decide to take your sorry ass to your destination, there are extremely valuable life-lessons you can totally learn from them. All you need to do is pay attention, and learn how to derive meaning from vague sentences. Or just get high… yeah, that’s easier. So go have your preferred spirit (if I suggest anything else, it will be deemed illegal and I will be put in jail) and have a look at some of these amazing life lessons you can learn from rickshaws. Trust me, you’ll understand!

1) This one that warned me to not giggle at anything and everything!

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The term hasee toh phasee was coined for a reason, you guys!

2) This one that told me to not believe ‘chowmen’ girls

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Source: Blogspot.com

Those ‘chowmen’ girls are the worst! Manchow soup girls, dimsums girls and schezwan rice girls can totally be trusted though.

3) This one that taught me about road safety.

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Source: blogspot.com

Never be too fast too ‘fures’. Being ‘fures‘ helped no one. Ask the guy who invented the word ‘fures‘. Where is he? See! No one knows.

4) This one that advised me not to indulge in PDA

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If you look closely, he also teaches us that love is sweet poison, maybe that’s why he’s asking us not to kiss. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

5) This one that explained what Sohail is all about

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Source: Twitter.com

#ToughGuySohail.

The other day I also saw a car that had ‘Handsome Sohail’s Car‘ written on it. I really hope they’re the same guys!

What lessons did you learn from rickshaws? Feel free to add your thoughts below 🙂