If you think this is a health food post, haha go away, who are you and why are you still here? But if you’re here to talk about the REAL deal (i.e. carbs, cheese, bacon, love) then hello! Maybe you’re still suffering from the boozy Diwali weekend or were just depressed about the fact that the holidays have ended and you have to start working again so you decided to down a few pints (shots) at that bar near your workplace. Stuff like that happens, but we’re here to help! So down that green tea in your flower pot (it’s good for them) and indulge in some happy food! As a self-appointed hangover vanquisher, I present to you 10 food/drinks you should definitely consume while combatting a hangoverrrr (in Salman Khan‘s voice).
The only way to read this list is by listening to Salman’s song, so plug in those headphones now!
And now we read!
1) Leftover Pizza
Actually, you don’t really need to be hungover to have some pizza. Everybody needs some pizza in their lives.
Because every time is…
2) Fruit Punch
Fruit punch is glorious, fruit punch is delicious, fruit punch is life. But remember kids, don’t add vodka to this one, let it remain innocent and wonderful with the wholesome goodness of fruit!
Ice cream should totally be added though.
3) Cheesy Maggi
Ain’t no Maggi like a cheesy Maggie, ain’t no hangover if you ain’t having cheesy Maggi. Too many ain’ts but you get my point, yes?
4) Butter Chicken Rolls
Butter chicken rolls have medicinal properties which help in completely eliminating hangovers. If you’re vegetarian, replace chicken with mushrooms. Shrooms definitely have medicinal value, if you know what I mean!
It’s Garfield‘s favourite for a reason, and Garfield is the most high cat ever. Like, ever! Obviously lasagna keeps him sane enough to talk to Jon and all, don’t you think? Shouldn’t you be eating lasagna right now?
Look at him! As high as the sky, only lasagna can save him, only lasagna.
6) Mango Frooti
Trust me, when you feel low, sad, puky and shameful for making an ass out of yourself the night before (your shenanigans are usually caught on camera too), only Mango Frooti will save you. It saved Shah Rukh Khan, too!
He finished the bottle quicker than I would, after consuming life threatening amounts of alcohol.
7) Lime Juice
No, not the ‘regular lime juice‘ you have been relying on, the ‘cool lime juice‘…the MASALA lime juice. It’ll rock your world so hard, you’ll forget the spelling of hangover!
8) Fizzy drinks
Remember, just have the coke, don’t add more rum to it! It’ll make you feel happier. It’s the sugar and caffeine and the fuzziness that’ll do it!
9) Grilled Sandwiches
It has bread, veggies, maybe chicken, cheese, mayonnaise. Why do you need an explanation? This is the only thing that’ll make you happy in this horrible, horrible world.
10) MOAR ALCOHOL!
Because sometimes alcohol is the only answer and we often forget the question.
If nothing else, listen to the Sallu Bhai song on loop, his voice will cure you!
What do you think? Was this list helpful?