Shah Rukh Khan
Shah Rukh Khan

There are a lot of reasons I love Twitter, but one of the best things about the social networking site is the kind of access it gives us to Shah Rukh Khan. That man is the funniest (and the wittiest, and the smartest, and the most inspiring – I could go on here), so his 140-character-or-less gems can often make my day. Since it’s that time of the year again – King Khan’s birthday is on November 2nd! – I’m sharing with you 10 times I think he’s won the Internet. Because, you know, our hearts weren’t enough. (Yeah, yeah, kill me for my corniness. This is what SRK does to me.)

1. That time he gave someone permission to marry his son

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2. That time he took a random “How Well Do You Know SRK?” online quiz

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3. That time he responded to someone’s marriage request

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4. That time he gave someone a sex ed lesson

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5. That time he killed us all with a photo of AbRam

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6. That time he gave us life lessons via Twitter

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7. That time he randomly retweeted Gandhi nail art

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8. That time he nearly fired himself

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9. That time he allowed someone to squeeze his cheeks

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10. That time he posted all the artwork by his fans with appropriate quotes

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